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2012-04-19 21:10:11
21 votes, rating 5
21 votes, rating 5
An Advertisement - 2012
Greetings!
I was thinking about the British based White Isle League just now. You know, the best damn British based Blood Bowl League in the known Universe? Yes! That one, I've laid eggs in your mind tanks. They will hatch beautiful WIL esq larvae, gnawing on your bonce stem.
I was thinking how the new season will be upon us in a matter of the Queen's British hours, and how sad I am that some of you will be missing out. To that end, I come here today recycling an advertisement. Read on, and allow the compelling arguments to subliminally guide you into our ample bosom!
*****
Are you a human? A human male? Let’s be honest, yes, you probably are. Do you like the game Blood Bowl? In all probability. What you need is an area to meet other like-minded chaps and play Blood Bowl. Why didn’t you think of this sooner?!
What I am proposing to you, friend, is a league. In actual fact, the White Isle League. One of the finest in all of FUMBBL-land. And you’re in luck, we’re currently recruiting for coaches for our new season! And we won’t even charge you to play.
What you will need:
To be able to play one game per ten days in the UK time zone or thereabouts (we occasionally take in dirty foreign types, our entrance exam is usually something about liking the Queen, so you‘re a shoe-in),
The ability to PM JockMcRowdy with conformation you are taking us up on this awesome offer TODAY,
A strong stomach, you may have to run into a SillySod or a Sillysod-esq bot* that roams around the place,
The skills to have fun and chat in #whiteisle,
A sunny disposition and a love of Blood Bowl.
Now hang on, you ask, this is an awesome deal. What’s the catch? No catch for you, probable Sir, get on board today. If you’re a Brit living in Brit-land, there really is no hotter ticket. Get in for season XIV now!!
If you’ve often looked at the league and decided against it, or merely have a tiny manhood, I still say that this is your natural home. Suck it and see. Not the manhood. Unless that’s your thing. Well, you’d not be able to… Oh, sod it.
*Disclaimer; The management takes no responsibility for SillySod or SillySod-esq substance.
*****
In all seriousness, we are a great group of guys, we have a blast playing BB, and the turnover of coaches is pretty high this season. If you'd like to join our league and meet some great coaches that are also a hoot, please look us up. If you’ve not played in a League before, I can really recommend it as a great time.
PM Jock today with your interest for Season XIV. You really won't regret it. Please join us in #whiteisle before time to hang around and chat all things BB.
I was thinking about the British based White Isle League just now. You know, the best damn British based Blood Bowl League in the known Universe? Yes! That one, I've laid eggs in your mind tanks. They will hatch beautiful WIL esq larvae, gnawing on your bonce stem.
I was thinking how the new season will be upon us in a matter of the Queen's British hours, and how sad I am that some of you will be missing out. To that end, I come here today recycling an advertisement. Read on, and allow the compelling arguments to subliminally guide you into our ample bosom!
*****
Are you a human? A human male? Let’s be honest, yes, you probably are. Do you like the game Blood Bowl? In all probability. What you need is an area to meet other like-minded chaps and play Blood Bowl. Why didn’t you think of this sooner?!
What I am proposing to you, friend, is a league. In actual fact, the White Isle League. One of the finest in all of FUMBBL-land. And you’re in luck, we’re currently recruiting for coaches for our new season! And we won’t even charge you to play.
What you will need:
To be able to play one game per ten days in the UK time zone or thereabouts (we occasionally take in dirty foreign types, our entrance exam is usually something about liking the Queen, so you‘re a shoe-in),
The ability to PM JockMcRowdy with conformation you are taking us up on this awesome offer TODAY,
A strong stomach, you may have to run into a SillySod or a Sillysod-esq bot* that roams around the place,
The skills to have fun and chat in #whiteisle,
A sunny disposition and a love of Blood Bowl.
Now hang on, you ask, this is an awesome deal. What’s the catch? No catch for you, probable Sir, get on board today. If you’re a Brit living in Brit-land, there really is no hotter ticket. Get in for season XIV now!!
If you’ve often looked at the league and decided against it, or merely have a tiny manhood, I still say that this is your natural home. Suck it and see. Not the manhood. Unless that’s your thing. Well, you’d not be able to… Oh, sod it.
*Disclaimer; The management takes no responsibility for SillySod or SillySod-esq substance.
*****
In all seriousness, we are a great group of guys, we have a blast playing BB, and the turnover of coaches is pretty high this season. If you'd like to join our league and meet some great coaches that are also a hoot, please look us up. If you’ve not played in a League before, I can really recommend it as a great time.
PM Jock today with your interest for Season XIV. You really won't regret it. Please join us in #whiteisle before time to hang around and chat all things BB.
Comments
Posted by pythrr on 2012-04-19 21:18:09
Can Pythrrs join?
Posted by Purplegoo on 2012-04-19 21:18:49
I imagine this is a likely request!
To McRowdy with you, forthwith!
To McRowdy with you, forthwith!
Posted by pythrr on 2012-04-19 21:49:31
I have been McRowdied.
It doesn't hurt as much as it sounds kiddies: give him a try....
It doesn't hurt as much as it sounds kiddies: give him a try....
Posted by Purplegoo on 2012-04-19 22:07:19
Good job!
Posted by Gritter on 2012-04-19 23:18:52
If you got bottle awesomeness - it would have a label called WHITEISLE AWESOME BREW on it!
Join at ince!
Join at ince!
Posted by Synn on 2012-04-20 00:39:31
White Isle.... for those scared of Penguins ;)
That being said, you guys do rock (outside of Britnoth.... that guy sucked ass). Cheers to another 5+ years of whipping your asses!
__Synn
That being said, you guys do rock (outside of Britnoth.... that guy sucked ass). Cheers to another 5+ years of whipping your asses!
__Synn
Posted by Tesifonte on 2012-04-20 01:04:18
Can ex WILers join?
Rugby themed team of course. :D
Rugby themed team of course. :D
Posted by KFoged on 2012-04-20 09:58:27
"the best damn British based Blood Bowl League in the known Universe"
With 3 danes in the prem division ;)
With 3 danes in the prem division ;)
Posted by Purplegoo on 2012-04-20 10:09:36
We let you in so you can come second. ;)
Posted by Ehlers on 2012-04-20 10:16:54
Why thank you for first place Purplegoo then :D Kfoged sorry you only get 2nd place then :p
Posted by mayhemzz22 on 2012-04-20 12:51:16
Have submitted a team, working on fluff as we speak
Posted by Purplegoo on 2012-04-20 19:29:07
Make sure you PM the Jock! We may have filled up overnight...
Posted by Russo on 2012-04-20 20:56:50
OH GOD!!!
Looks like I have to rejoin then if you have let pythrr in...I mean someone has to balance out and make the WIL more normal!!
Looks like I have to rejoin then if you have let pythrr in...I mean someone has to balance out and make the WIL more normal!!