Greetings.
Are you a human? A human male? Let’s be honest, yes, you probably are. Do you like the game Blood Bowl? In all probability. What you need is an area to meet other like-minded chaps and play Blood Bowl. Why didn’t you think of this sooner?!
What I am proposing to you, friend, is a league. In actual fact, the
White Isle League. One of the finest in all of FUMBBL-land. And you’re in luck, we’re currently recruiting for coaches for our new season! And we won’t even charge you to play.
What you will need:
To be able to play one game per ten days in the UK time zone or thereabouts (we occasionally take in dirty foreign types, our entrance exam is usually something about liking the Queen, so you‘re a shoe-in),
The ability to PM PeteW with conformation you are taking us up on this awesome offer TODAY,
A strong stomach, you may have to run into a SillySod or a Sillysod-esq bot* that roams around the place,
The skills to have fun and chat in #whiteisle,
A sunny disposition and a love of Blood Bowl.
Now hang on, you ask, this is an awesome deal. What’s the catch? No catch for you, probable Sir, get on board today. If you’re a Brit living in Brit-land, there really is no hotter ticket. Get in for season XIX now and pump those teams full of LRB4 goodness before the change**. If you’ve often looked at the league and decided against it, or merely have a tiny manhood, I still say that this is your natural home. Suck it and see. Not the manhood. Unless that’s your thing. Well, you’d not be able to… Oh, sod it.
*Disclaimer; The management takes no responsibility for SillySod or SillySod-esq substance.
*Disclaimer; I have no idea what’s happening for LRB6 and the league.
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In all seriousness, we are a great group of guys, we have a blast playing BB, and the turnover of coaches is pretty high this season. If you'd like to join our league and meet some great coaches that are also a hoot, please look us up. If you’ve not played in a League before, I can really recommend it as a great time.
PM PeteW today with your interest for Season XIX. You really won't regret it. Please join us in #whiteisle before time to hang around and chat all things BB.