15:00 - Training begins with the Great Gobbo calling all of his players together for a tactical briefing.

The Great Gobbo - "Rite den ladz werez der ball?"
Der Green Tide - "............."
GG - "Yooz aznt let dat bluddy squirrel nik it again az yer?"
Wadda Earhair - "Ee iz quite fast boss...."
GG - "Fast? FAST?! I'll showz yer zoggin fast when I tellz Nigel ter eet yer goolies!"
Evil Plagueface - "We nearly ad im boss but den ee went uppa tree....."
GG - "So geddim down frum der tree"
Fnakk Bludnose - "We tried boss but it didnt work....."
GG - "How did yer try an get im down?"
WE - "Weez umm... kinda set fire ter der tree ter get im down like...but err..."
GG - "but wot?"
FB - "but der wind changed directchun an weez kinda burned der changin shed down insted....."
GG - "An der squirrel?"
WE - "Eee changed trees boss....."
GG - "RITE, TRAININ OVVA! I iz off ter me managerz shed. Outwitted by a bluddy squirrel, I shud sign der squirrel an eet yooz, bunch o moronz....."

15:02 - With training over the Great Gobbo heads off into his joint manager's shed and cheerleader changing rooms. We are unable to follow the Great Gobbo inside at his request (he threatened us with a knife) due to him having all of his secret plans on the table and his girls getting changed. He emerges 8 hours later.

23:00 -

KO! Magazine - "Great Gobbo, were you able to come up with some new moves?"
The Great Gobbo - "I shud say so! But wun of em az ter be quite strong an der ovva haz ter be dubble jointed"
KO - "I don't quite follow you sir"
GG - "Well wun of em az ter put er leg behind er ead whilst I getz inter me Batman outfit an.......ang on yooz talkin bout Blud Bowl?"
KO - "Err yes why, what were you talking about?"
GG - "Nuffin, nuffin jus football. Yer, football. Fancy a swig o me grog?"
KO - "Thanks but no. So what are your plans for the rest of the nite?"
GG - "Yooz tryin ter chat me up?"
KO - "No, no definitely not I.."
GG - "Nige get im!"
KO - "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggh.........."