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2014-09-18 15:37:54
16 votes, rating 6
16 votes, rating 6
Green Tide In Disarray - Star Player Leads Revolt!
The Green Tide are in chaos this morning with only eight full time players left on the roster after a civil war broke out in the team dugout during a recent game against the Axis of Anarchy .
Skaven legendary blitzer Michail Bakunin X had single handedly killed two Tide players and injured four others when Coach Der Great Gobbo conceded the game, sparking a furious row with star player Yeruck Blacknail. An apopolectic Blacknail then led a walk out which led to the team's current predicament of having only eight senior players on the roster as of this morning.
As ever, our reporter was in the dug out when the crisis occurred and the following is a transcript of the conversation in full. Our readers are advised that the following write up does contain language of a foul and abusive nature.
Yeruck Blacknail - "Oi boss, ow kumz I always startz on der bench wen der opperzitchun az der ball?"
The Great Gobbo - "Koz I dunt want yer getting killed wiv der rest o der sukkerz"
YB - "But I wunna fite"
GG - "Jus shut up an and me Russell's skoutin report....ta"
YB - "Wotz it say boss?"
GG - "Dat der mics are no gud at map reedin but der nite gobbos are skilled at startin fires"
YB - "I dunt fink dat kid quite getz wot we want im ter do"
GG - "Gud job Nige broot er 2514/15 stikka album wiv er, now letz see, Axis of Anarchy, yep ere we are. WOW, eez gud!"
YB - "Oo?"
GG - "Diz legendary mouse blitzer Michail Bakunin X, sayz ere ee az MA 6 ST 3 AG 3 AV 8, tackle, pilin on, frenzy, ornz,mighty blow, klaw, blokk an animosity!"
YB - "Wow, wotcha gunna do boss?"
GG - "Kall der ladz in, we needz ter warn em"
YB - " Too late boss, dey av kicked off alreddy"
GG - "Bugga, eez goin fer dat new lad Sukka Toofless"
YB - "Ouch! Gud nite!"
GG - "REF! Didn't yer see im jump on me lad wen ee wuz alreddy down?!....WADDAYA MEEN ITZ ZOGGIN LEGAL?!! LOOK EEZ DUN IT AGEN! Oo woz dat?"
YB - "Looked like anuvva new lad, Aknee Zitface, I fink ee woz only nokked out till ee fell on im agen"
GG - "Ow iz ee Dr Eadcase?"
Dr Eadcase - "Not gud boss, ee iz badly urt"
YB - "Uh oh, boss now eez after Greeda Stinkbreath"
GG - "Fank Gork ee iz only stunned, ee iz too valuble ter lose. OI! EEZ DEN IT AGEN! ZOGGIN ELL REF DO SUMFIN, DIZ IZ MURDER!"
Dr E - "Not quite boss but ee iz badly urt. I'll put im wiv Zitface"
GG - "Gnash! GNASH!! LOOK OUT !!"
YB - "Ee ent bin der same since dat sekkund seriuz kunkuschun, ee ent listenin boss"
GG - "Dear Gork an Mork, oo art in der Badlandz, allowed be yer namez...."
Dr E - "Frakktured arm on diz wun. GREAT, I getz ter use me amma!"
GG - "Wotz der name of dat ovva new lad?"
YB - "Innit Digga Baddog?"
GG - "ZOGGIN ELL!!! Dunt matta wot iz name wuz now doez it?"
YB - "Only ter der gobo mekkin der tombstone"
GG - "Ee wuz only nokked out till dat zoggin mouse fell on im agen!"
YB - "I karnt wait ter get out der an smash iz ed in"
GG - "No way, yooz iz too valuble, yooz ent goin out der wiv im on der pitch"
YB - "Look eez getting tired, ee only nokked Grim Toejam ovva"
GG - "Not a chance, pretend yer injured an karnt go on"
YB - "I ent doin dat, me fanz will fink im a kowerd!"
Dr E - "Skuze me ladz, buzynezz kallz"
GG - "I dunt kare, yew iz wun of der few gobbos oo kan pass a ball"
YB - "Pass pass pass, datz all I bluddy do!"
Dr E - "Skuse me, kummin frew"
GG - "Oose korpse iz dat?"
Dr E - "Grim Toejam. Dat mega ouse nokked im ovva agen den killed im"
GG - "Rite dat doez it, EVVERYWUN OFF DA PITCH! I iz konceedin"
YB - "Yer karnt do dat!"
GG - "I zoggin kan!"
YB - "YER ZOGGIN KARNT YER KOWERD!"
GG - "SKREW YEW!"
YB - "NO SKREW YEW AN YER KRAP TEEM, I IZ OFF! Ooze wiv me ladz?"
GG - "NO, DUNT GO!!! I'LL GET YER MORE MUNEY!!"
YB - "We ent playin fer no quitta so zog off!"
GG - "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Skaven legendary blitzer Michail Bakunin X had single handedly killed two Tide players and injured four others when Coach Der Great Gobbo conceded the game, sparking a furious row with star player Yeruck Blacknail. An apopolectic Blacknail then led a walk out which led to the team's current predicament of having only eight senior players on the roster as of this morning.
As ever, our reporter was in the dug out when the crisis occurred and the following is a transcript of the conversation in full. Our readers are advised that the following write up does contain language of a foul and abusive nature.
Yeruck Blacknail - "Oi boss, ow kumz I always startz on der bench wen der opperzitchun az der ball?"
The Great Gobbo - "Koz I dunt want yer getting killed wiv der rest o der sukkerz"
YB - "But I wunna fite"
GG - "Jus shut up an and me Russell's skoutin report....ta"
YB - "Wotz it say boss?"
GG - "Dat der mics are no gud at map reedin but der nite gobbos are skilled at startin fires"
YB - "I dunt fink dat kid quite getz wot we want im ter do"
GG - "Gud job Nige broot er 2514/15 stikka album wiv er, now letz see, Axis of Anarchy, yep ere we are. WOW, eez gud!"
YB - "Oo?"
GG - "Diz legendary mouse blitzer Michail Bakunin X, sayz ere ee az MA 6 ST 3 AG 3 AV 8, tackle, pilin on, frenzy, ornz,mighty blow, klaw, blokk an animosity!"
YB - "Wow, wotcha gunna do boss?"
GG - "Kall der ladz in, we needz ter warn em"
YB - " Too late boss, dey av kicked off alreddy"
GG - "Bugga, eez goin fer dat new lad Sukka Toofless"
YB - "Ouch! Gud nite!"
GG - "REF! Didn't yer see im jump on me lad wen ee wuz alreddy down?!....WADDAYA MEEN ITZ ZOGGIN LEGAL?!! LOOK EEZ DUN IT AGEN! Oo woz dat?"
YB - "Looked like anuvva new lad, Aknee Zitface, I fink ee woz only nokked out till ee fell on im agen"
GG - "Ow iz ee Dr Eadcase?"
Dr Eadcase - "Not gud boss, ee iz badly urt"
YB - "Uh oh, boss now eez after Greeda Stinkbreath"
GG - "Fank Gork ee iz only stunned, ee iz too valuble ter lose. OI! EEZ DEN IT AGEN! ZOGGIN ELL REF DO SUMFIN, DIZ IZ MURDER!"
Dr E - "Not quite boss but ee iz badly urt. I'll put im wiv Zitface"
GG - "Gnash! GNASH!! LOOK OUT !!"
YB - "Ee ent bin der same since dat sekkund seriuz kunkuschun, ee ent listenin boss"
GG - "Dear Gork an Mork, oo art in der Badlandz, allowed be yer namez...."
Dr E - "Frakktured arm on diz wun. GREAT, I getz ter use me amma!"
GG - "Wotz der name of dat ovva new lad?"
YB - "Innit Digga Baddog?"
GG - "ZOGGIN ELL!!! Dunt matta wot iz name wuz now doez it?"
YB - "Only ter der gobo mekkin der tombstone"
GG - "Ee wuz only nokked out till dat zoggin mouse fell on im agen!"
YB - "I karnt wait ter get out der an smash iz ed in"
GG - "No way, yooz iz too valuble, yooz ent goin out der wiv im on der pitch"
YB - "Look eez getting tired, ee only nokked Grim Toejam ovva"
GG - "Not a chance, pretend yer injured an karnt go on"
YB - "I ent doin dat, me fanz will fink im a kowerd!"
Dr E - "Skuze me ladz, buzynezz kallz"
GG - "I dunt kare, yew iz wun of der few gobbos oo kan pass a ball"
YB - "Pass pass pass, datz all I bluddy do!"
Dr E - "Skuse me, kummin frew"
GG - "Oose korpse iz dat?"
Dr E - "Grim Toejam. Dat mega ouse nokked im ovva agen den killed im"
GG - "Rite dat doez it, EVVERYWUN OFF DA PITCH! I iz konceedin"
YB - "Yer karnt do dat!"
GG - "I zoggin kan!"
YB - "YER ZOGGIN KARNT YER KOWERD!"
GG - "SKREW YEW!"
YB - "NO SKREW YEW AN YER KRAP TEEM, I IZ OFF! Ooze wiv me ladz?"
GG - "NO, DUNT GO!!! I'LL GET YER MORE MUNEY!!"
YB - "We ent playin fer no quitta so zog off!"
GG - "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Comments
Posted by DukeTyrion on 2014-09-18 15:51:04
Link doesn't work.
Posted by jamesfarrell129 on 2014-09-18 15:58:13
"Der Green Tide iz better off wivowt dose too muppets... let sum ov da reel gobbo starz shine froo!"
- Shigglez, orc coach of NAFC Stunty Cup winners Gitz n Shigglez
- Shigglez, orc coach of NAFC Stunty Cup winners Gitz n Shigglez
Posted by DrPoods on 2014-09-18 17:52:05
This needs to be compiled in a thread.....
Seriously.
Seriously.
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2014-09-18 18:12:18
Y dunt der linky work? It shud do. Iz it koz I konceeded der game?
Posted by xnoelx on 2014-09-18 18:24:31
The link doesn't work because it says
https://fumbbl.com/p/fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3602144
but it should be
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3602144
fumbbl.com/p/ twice, see?
https://fumbbl.com/p/fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3602144
but it should be
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3602144
fumbbl.com/p/ twice, see?
Posted by Chainsaw on 2014-09-18 18:37:43
I'm trying to work out who TGG is on fumbbl. I just have a hard time believing somebody would sign on to the site and only play gobbos. I don't have a hard time believing an experienced coach would find this an amusing idea but not want to impact their win/loss stats by playing a pure goblin team.
Not that I object, a novelty account is the type of fun thing I'd want the rules relaxed for. I'm just genuinely curious.
Not that I object, a novelty account is the type of fun thing I'd want the rules relaxed for. I'm just genuinely curious.
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2014-09-18 19:23:19
Ah well I did av anuvva akkount but easily amused will tell yer dat we ad a likkle chat an I kept dis wun an itz me only akkount so I ent anywun else on ere so yer dunt no me an datz der way itz stayin mush.
An I chekked dat code an it ent dubble so try agen geek faces
An I chekked dat code an it ent dubble so try agen geek faces
Posted by xnoelx on 2014-09-18 19:37:27
It really is. If you hover your mouse over the link, you can see it. fumbbl.com is in there twice.
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2014-09-18 20:02:55
Fixed linky ser dere yer moanin gitz
Posted by Balle2000 on 2014-09-19 06:47:29
I'm with Yeruck on this one Coach GG.
Posted by the_Sage on 2014-09-19 09:31:25
Love the fluff.
I had the same thought, Chainsaw.
However, goblin-only (or snotling-only) accounts could be a way to feed your friends SPPs as well. So I'm not sure whether relaxing those rules is really a good idea.
I'm somewhat surprised to see GG's squig herder team has squigs in it. =)
I had the same thought, Chainsaw.
However, goblin-only (or snotling-only) accounts could be a way to feed your friends SPPs as well. So I'm not sure whether relaxing those rules is really a good idea.
I'm somewhat surprised to see GG's squig herder team has squigs in it. =)
Posted by ElanTheBard on 2014-09-19 10:24:37
The only think I can complain on is that you conceded without a warning and a word after done it... a bit impolite i think. :)
I forgive you because your team is too awesome, so awesome that I did this right after playing against you!
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=782203
We see how it will go :D
I forgive you because your team is too awesome, so awesome that I did this right after playing against you!
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=782203
We see how it will go :D
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2014-09-19 10:33:06
I ent prowd o diz episode, but dat bugga frum KO! Mag sed yew av ter report evveryfin, not jus der gud stuff.
An yeh, I luvz me likkle pixelated ladz
An yeh, I luvz me likkle pixelated ladz
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2014-09-19 10:34:32
Oh an der squig teem iz Nige's not mine so she wanted ter play wiv er sistas
Posted by the_Sage on 2014-09-19 12:53:38
Christer doesn't allow sharing accounts; she should get her own. =)
Nice team Ryld. Just need to get rid of some weapons and a pogo stick!
Nice team Ryld. Just need to get rid of some weapons and a pogo stick!
Posted by Badoek on 2014-09-19 15:03:46
I really shouldn't be reading these when trying to get my baby to sleep. Lolling to much
Posted by albinv on 2014-09-19 17:23:42
;D Raw BB spirit.
Posted by mrt1212 on 2014-09-19 17:34:42
All Glory to The Great Gobbo!