2014-08-28 20:04:19
14 votes, rating 6
The Great Gobbo - "Alrite mate, ow iz yoo feelin?"
KO! Magazine - "Oooh, what happened, where am I?"
GG - "Yooz iz in der ospital, Nigel gave yer a likkle nip"
KO - "A LITTLE NIP?!! SHE NEARLY KILLED ME!!!"
GG - "Yeh, sorry bout dat but I fort yooz wuz getting a bit fruity wiv me an so I adda set Nige on yer. If it makez yooz feel better Nige iz very upset about wot she did ter yer"
KO - "Hang on, which hospital? Who is my doctor?"
Dr Eadcase - "Ello"
KO - "Oh no, not him, no way!"
Dr E - "Kalm down mush, I az dun all der stitchin"
KO - "Then why are you holding a chainsaw?"
Dr E - "I wuz about ter tek a busted toof out fer yer"
KO - "WITH A CHAINSAW?!!!!"
Dr E - "Nah, datz fer der ovva operation, ter mek yooz more gobbo"
KO - "Right, I am leaving and I am going to call my lawyer and..."
GG - "Woah woah woah, slow down der mush, It wuz my idea. I fort yooz cud do wiv bein a bit shorter to stop yer bangin yer ead all der time on gobo sized caves"
KO - "And how were you going to achieve this with a chainsaw?"
Dr E - "I wuz gunna chop yer nees off and den put yer feet bak"
KO - "I feel sick......"
GG - "Cheer up, look ooz cum ter see yer, itz Nige an shez broght yer a prezzy"
KO - "I know I am going to regret asking this, but what kind of present?"
GG - "Like I sed she felt so bad.."
Nigel - Whimpers
GG - "...dat she wantz ter give yer her favrit toy. Ere"
KO - "A deck of nude playing cards??"
GG - "Sorry, wrong pokett, no diz"
KO - "What is it?"
GG - "Er sqeeky Halflin"
Halfling - "Help me!!"
KO - "Oh god it's still alive!"
Halfling - "Can you help me please?"
GG - "Korse it iz, ow else wud it sqeek? An now itz yerz"
KO - "Um, thanks Nigel, err I love it but I can't accept it as it is your favourite but I do forgive you"
GG - "Ere yer go gurl, told yer ee wud forgive ya"
Halfling - "You bastaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr..........."
GG - "Now we az put all dat unpleasantness behind uz..."
SQUEAK AARRRGH HELP SQUEEK
GG - ".....I ope yooz will continuez ter rite yer story on me......"
SQUEEK GERROF SQUEEK BASTERD
GG - "...NIGEL STOP MAKIN A RAKET WIV DAT FING!"
SQUeekkkaaaaarrrrrrrrggg.
...........
GG - "Fank yooz"
KO - "Sure, sure anything, just get me out of here"
Dr E - "Not till yer az ad yer medicin"
KO - "What medicine?"
Dr E - "Lik diz toad"
KO - "No way"
Dr E - "Old im down!"
KO - "Nooooooooooooooo ooooooooh!"
Dr E - "Rite, now ee iz seein dem pretty kolors fetch me chainser!"
KO - "La la laa laaa why hello Mr Zylophone nice teacup woop woop"
Dr E - "Klose der kurtan, it keepz der blud offa der ovva viktimz, err patientz"