The party is still going strong as we are approached by a slightly battered Great Gobbo.
The Great Gobbo: "Ere, we needz yer elp. We az ku up wiv an even moar kunniner plan in ow ter nokk off dat git Painstate's casino"
KO! Magazine: "Oh no, not this again"
GG: "Yep, kum bakk inter der study an I will fill yer in"
We go back into a much more dishevelled study, now filled with plenty of broken furniture, blood on the walls and a group of bruised, battered and embarrassed characters.
GG: "Rite listen ter dis! We goes inter der casino, tek evvrywun inter der vault, mek em strip an put on identikkle overallz. Den we rotatez der robbaz wiv der ostagez whilst we brek inta der vault, nick Painstate's safety deposit box wiv der yew no wotz inside, den build a fake wall in a store room an I will ide behind it. Den we letz der guardz in, we all getz nicked den cleared an der next week I walkz out wiv der loot! Brilliant innit?!"
KO!: "Brilliant"
GG: "Fankz"
KO!: "Providing of course that everyone in the casino is four foot tall and green"
GG: "Eh?"
KO!: "Otherwise a gang of goblin thieves would stand out like a sore thumb, but you knew that anyway didn't you"
GG: "Err yeh, korse, korse. Wud yew excuse uz fer a moment?"
As we shut the door behind us the sounds of another almighty fight breaking out can be heard.
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