Diz blog iz ter kommemerate all der gobbos oo az died on der pitch, an der treatment table, of der Green Tide. Gork an Mork protect em.
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#1 Dirty Dan. 6 gamez 6 spps. Lerned sneeky git. Killed in turn 7 o der sekund alf vs der umies kalled Brooklyn High by a kacher kalled Chris Alujakaa.
"Diz cheetin git ad a set o brass nukklez under iz big katchin mitt. Wen der ref wuz chekkin out me cheerleederz ee dropped iz gluv an smakked im in der mush forcing iz jaw bone inter iz brain. Dr Eadcase sed it wuz a million ter wun chance det iz jaw wud iz tiny pee brain."
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#16 Durgul Redeye. 2 gamez 0 spps. Killed in turn 4 o der furst alf vs der gobbos kalled Gobbo Gobbo Hey by a gobo kalled Gouiz.
"Didn't get ter no diz lad before ee wuz ded."
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#13 Fester Rustblade. 10 gamez 0 spps. Killed in turn 6 o der furst alf vs sum gobbos kalled Gobo Wabo by a chainser wieldin looney kalled Gaptoothier.
"10 gamez, 0 spps. Waste o a gud chainser blade if yer ask me. Still, we ad a gud kik around in der coach stables afta der game wiv is ead until Nige kicked it ovva der fence."