KO! Magazine - "So then Great Gobbo, what have you got for us today?"
The Great Gobbo - "Well I remembered yooz sed yer wanted ter get behind der scenes of der mighty Green Tide a bit more fer yer reederz, so I az arranged fer yer ter meet me skout Russell. Cum on in lad"
Russell - "Helloo! Nicetomeetyouareyouajournalist?IhavemyjournalismbadgealreadyanI....."
KO! - "Whoa there sport, slow down. Err Great Gobbo can I have a word with you in private?"
GG - "Sure. Bugga off Russell"
R - "Okay!"
KO! - "Is he your only scout?"
GG - "Yeh, y?"
KO! - "Well it's just that I think you have got the wrong idea about what a scout is..."
GG - "No I ent, Nige googled it fer me an evveryfink"
KO! - "How do I put this without ending up in hospital again? Err, OK, what exactly is it that Russell does for the team?"
GG - "Normal skoutin stuff like sewin up der ripped uniforms, bakin cakes to raise teem funds, teechin der ladz ow ter make fire, which reminds me I needz ter av a wurd wiv im about dat, an ovva skouty stuff"
KO! - "Okay, but when it comes to Blood Bowl most other teams send their scouts to watch their next opponent play, which is called scouting, so that the coach can think up some clever ways of beating them"
GG - "But Russell ent got a badge fer dat"
KO! - "THAT'S BECAUSE HE IS AN EIGHT YEAR OLD BOY SCOUT AND NOT A PROFFESSIONAL FOOTBALL SCOUT YOU STUPID GREEN GIT!!!"
GG - "......."
KO! - "Look, I'm sorry, that was really unprofessional of me. I should never have lost my temper like that, and I'm really sorry"
GG - "I iz shokked!"
KO! - "I'm really sorry...."
GG - "No, no dunt apollygize. Gud ter no wot yooz really fink *sniff*"
KO! - "Are you crying?"
GG - "NO! I az summat in me eye"
KO! - "Look, why don't you sit down and I will fetch you a nice mug of grog and.."
GG - "Jus get lost, dis interview iz ovva!"
KO! - "OK, I'll pop bye later if that is alright?"
GG - "Jus zog off"