2025
2024
2023
2022
2021
2020
2018
2017
2016
2015
2014
2014-11-11 15:20:29
rating 6
2014-10-16 01:53:34
rating 5.9
2014-09-15 19:11:46
rating 5.7
9 coaches online • Server time: 04:20
* * * Did you know? The most valuable player is Thursdaynight Guitarclub with 96 MVPs.
Recent Forum Topics  Increasing the max R... | No seasons! - Open P... | All Star Bowl!!! |
2014-09-26 17:01:02
12 votes, rating 5.9
12 votes, rating 5.9
100 not out
KO! Magazine - "Great Gobbo, congratulations on reaching the milestone of 100 games coached for the Green Tide. How do you feel?"
The Great Gobbo - "Wiv me andz! Only jokin, nah I iz nakkered mush. Nakkered an proud."
KO! - "Proud? Why are you proud? Your record is P100, W1, D3, L96!"
GG - "Yeh but az yer ad a look ad der reelly important rekordz?"
KO! - *sighs* "Which are.........?"
GG - "Der Gobbo All Time Rekord An Kolorin Book, ere av a butchaz"
The Great Gobbo hands over, almost reverently, a yellowed and dog eared copy of 'My First Colouring Book'. Inside, apart from some badly coloured in pictures with rude bits drawn on in crayon, are lists with hundreds of names with the previous entry neatly (relatively) crossed out and the new entry on top.
GG - "See, in only 100 gamez we az got all deese rekordz!"
KO! - "Let's have a look....."
Top Starz - Aktive #18 Greeda Stinkbreath 76 SPP
Top Skorerz - Aktive #21 Greeda Stinkbreath 13 TD's
Top Passerz - Aktive #2 Evil Kneeful 34 Kompletschunz
#8 Grim Toejam 10 Kompletschunz
- All Time #2 Evil Kneeful 34 Kompletschunz
#6 Yeruk Blacknail 23 Kompletschunz
#11 Slimy Swetboy 10 Kompletschunz
#13 Grim Toejam 10 Kompletschunz
Most MVP's - Aktive #6 Grim Toejam 7 MVP Awardz
- All Time #15 Grim Toejam 7 MVP Awardz
#23 Yeruk Blacknail 6 MVP Awardz
Oldest Playerz - Aktive #8 Greeda Stinkbreath 71 Gamez
- All Time #18 Greeda Stinkbreath 71 Gamez
Most Passin Yardz - Aktive #2 Evil Kneeful 88 Pacez
#23 Greeda Stinkbreath 12 Pacez
- All Time #2 Evil Kneeful 88 Pacez
#7 Yeruk Blacknail 53 Pacez
KO! - "That is quite impressive actually"
GG - "An we az also inspired sum nuttaz ter kreate teemz such as der Catwaspz, Rabbithornetz an Pride o der Green Tide which wud be flatterin if dey ad paid me summat fer der idea!"
KO! - "And I see you have started a blog of remembrance for all of the players who have died on the pitch"
GG - "Not just on der pitch, if yer died whilst employed by der Green Tide at der time. Legal made me say dat koz o Dr Eadcase..."
KO! - "And I believe it was 46 dead at the last count?"
GG - "Summat like dat. Timez like diz I wishes I wuz coachin sum skellys az I wud av saved a fortune!"
KO! - "So what is in the future for the Green Tide and yourself?"
GG - "Well Nige az bin studyin an trainin er teem reelly ard an I fink she iz nearly reddy ter play sum gamez. An I az formed anuvva teem kalled Deff Frum Above ter see wot I kan do wiv trollz an wepunz, but me main focus will be Der Tide az I az sum reelly gud playerz now an I fink we will win loadz moar gamez den wun in our next undred".
KO! - "Thanks as always Great Gobbo, and good luck for the Tide's next 100 games".
The Great Gobbo - "Wiv me andz! Only jokin, nah I iz nakkered mush. Nakkered an proud."
KO! - "Proud? Why are you proud? Your record is P100, W1, D3, L96!"
GG - "Yeh but az yer ad a look ad der reelly important rekordz?"
KO! - *sighs* "Which are.........?"
GG - "Der Gobbo All Time Rekord An Kolorin Book, ere av a butchaz"
The Great Gobbo hands over, almost reverently, a yellowed and dog eared copy of 'My First Colouring Book'. Inside, apart from some badly coloured in pictures with rude bits drawn on in crayon, are lists with hundreds of names with the previous entry neatly (relatively) crossed out and the new entry on top.
GG - "See, in only 100 gamez we az got all deese rekordz!"
KO! - "Let's have a look....."
Top Starz - Aktive #18 Greeda Stinkbreath 76 SPP
Top Skorerz - Aktive #21 Greeda Stinkbreath 13 TD's
Top Passerz - Aktive #2 Evil Kneeful 34 Kompletschunz
#8 Grim Toejam 10 Kompletschunz
- All Time #2 Evil Kneeful 34 Kompletschunz
#6 Yeruk Blacknail 23 Kompletschunz
#11 Slimy Swetboy 10 Kompletschunz
#13 Grim Toejam 10 Kompletschunz
Most MVP's - Aktive #6 Grim Toejam 7 MVP Awardz
- All Time #15 Grim Toejam 7 MVP Awardz
#23 Yeruk Blacknail 6 MVP Awardz
Oldest Playerz - Aktive #8 Greeda Stinkbreath 71 Gamez
- All Time #18 Greeda Stinkbreath 71 Gamez
Most Passin Yardz - Aktive #2 Evil Kneeful 88 Pacez
#23 Greeda Stinkbreath 12 Pacez
- All Time #2 Evil Kneeful 88 Pacez
#7 Yeruk Blacknail 53 Pacez
KO! - "That is quite impressive actually"
GG - "An we az also inspired sum nuttaz ter kreate teemz such as der Catwaspz, Rabbithornetz an Pride o der Green Tide which wud be flatterin if dey ad paid me summat fer der idea!"
KO! - "And I see you have started a blog of remembrance for all of the players who have died on the pitch"
GG - "Not just on der pitch, if yer died whilst employed by der Green Tide at der time. Legal made me say dat koz o Dr Eadcase..."
KO! - "And I believe it was 46 dead at the last count?"
GG - "Summat like dat. Timez like diz I wishes I wuz coachin sum skellys az I wud av saved a fortune!"
KO! - "So what is in the future for the Green Tide and yourself?"
GG - "Well Nige az bin studyin an trainin er teem reelly ard an I fink she iz nearly reddy ter play sum gamez. An I az formed anuvva teem kalled Deff Frum Above ter see wot I kan do wiv trollz an wepunz, but me main focus will be Der Tide az I az sum reelly gud playerz now an I fink we will win loadz moar gamez den wun in our next undred".
KO! - "Thanks as always Great Gobbo, and good luck for the Tide's next 100 games".
Comments
Posted by Chainsaw on 2014-09-26 17:17:17
How about a goblin with more than 100 games and 192spp?
https://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=8703082
'Ave it!
https://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=8703082
'Ave it!
Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2014-09-26 17:29:18
A) Goblins on Orc teams don't count, and
B) Ranked doesn't count.
B) Ranked doesn't count.
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2014-09-26 17:57:32
:p.:.: pffffffffffffffffffffttttttt ter Chainser!
(Dat wuz me emotikon blowin a razbury!)
(Dat wuz me emotikon blowin a razbury!)
Posted by albinv on 2014-09-26 18:23:30
:p
Posted by the_Sage on 2014-09-26 19:39:40
CS, honestly? This guy plays 100 games with all-lino goblins, and all you can respond with is say 'look at me, when I surround him with 2M TV worth of AV9, I can keep 1 gobbo alive? *shakes head*
Cool that you got this far gobbo, and thanks for all the great writeups. Still haven't had the pleasure of playing them, but look forward to it already. =)
Cool that you got this far gobbo, and thanks for all the great writeups. Still haven't had the pleasure of playing them, but look forward to it already. =)
Posted by FTJUK on 2014-09-26 23:15:43
Proud to have been one of the 96 who played and didn't lose to the Great Gobbo!!!
Posted by Nightbird on 2014-09-28 05:20:32
LOL, a narcissistic coach on Fumbl? NO WAY!
Keep on keepin' on Great_Gobbo!
I hope for the Hungry Horde to play Der Tide someday.
Keep on keepin' on Great_Gobbo!
I hope for the Hungry Horde to play Der Tide someday.