Deer git face,

Sumfin az kum ter me attenshun dat kannot be ignored. Dis new edishun of Blud Bowl az orkz an umies in it. Fair enuf I sez, dats always bin der way like, but wot ent on iz dat dere iz no rulez fer gobbo teems in der game or der furst book.

I no dem stunty gitz ad ter be in it, koz nuffin representz a blud bowl koach betta den a short, fat, miserable bearded git, but skaven? Wot kind of Mikky Mouse operashun is dis? An why do we need all dese different kindz o elves? Surely wun prancin git is enuf? I meen, be fair, I meen, I doant stik jigsaw pieces up me bum do I? Well mebbe I do but dere's no law against dat, iz dere? It's a free kuntry, I meen if I want ter stik a jigsaw piece up me bum now an agen dat's me own bizniss innit? I meen I'm no racshalist, but getting rid o dem fat obbitz an stinky unded woz a gud move, but speekin az der superior race I is owtraged.

GG