Der Green Tide 1-0 Dirty Cranberries

28/12/14 @ Greeda Stinkbreath Memorial Field

Commentary with your regular host Boggle Lillylion.

"Ello Blud Bowl fanz, we az an interestin wun fer yer today wiv der all gobbo Green Tide led by legend Greeda Stinkbreath up agenst an all zomby teem, der Dirty Cranberries, oo arr led by dere own legend Howie Makepeace. Der fanz fink it will be klose az 20,000 Cranberries an 12,000 Tide fanz av turned up, an even der wevver ent gunna interfear wiv dis wun. Der meetsakz win der toss an elect ter receive.

Der Tide kikk der ball deep ter tek advantage ov der meetsakz lakk o speed. Howie Makepeace dropz bakk ter gavva der ball an bringz it up ter alf way az Matthew Raskin VII blitzes Toggle Bustnoze an BOOM dey boff goes down an Bustnoze is stayin down wiv wot lookz like a fraktured skull. Raskin dunt kare az ee iz strait up on iz feet an POW blitzes Noggin Backstabba so ard dat ee brekkz iz ribz! Grate play frum Raskin dere, an Makepeace iz frew der ole dat az bin opened up fer im but ee iz on iz own. Sum nifty movez frum der Tide ladz givez em a chance ter katch Makepeace oo sprintz fer der line den goewz fer it AN TRIPZ!!! DER BALL IZ LOOSE, DER BALL IZ LOOSE on der Tide 1 pace line! Trakka Dedeye getz bakk, pikkz up der ball an andz it ovva ter Droggle Ratkilla oo dodgez a tackle, getz ter der sideline an frowz a lovely pass ter Jigga Elfkikka on alf way OO KATCHEZ IT AN DEY WONT KATCH IM!!! TUCHDURN TIDE!!!

Lookz like a riot az broken out in der standz but der ref letz der klokk keep goin, a fakt Dirty Cranberries koach akaRenton seemz ter be unaware of az ee woz mekkin imself a drink! Very poor koachin dere frum akaRenton az nun of iz playerz arr in skorin range an it seemz der Tide knows dis az dey iz alreddy wanderin off fer sum alf time grog laffin dere eads off, an dere iz der alf time wistle 1-0 Tide. Dat woz terrible koachin frum akaRenton oo iz eivver angina iz ead in shame or sum of iz stitches az kum loose.

Sekkund alf iz underway an sum gud dodging on der line o scrimmage az allowed der Tide ter deploy dere famuz 'Finga For' formashun. Aldous Anghie VII getz inta der Tide backfield fer der Cranberries an iz tryin ter put sum pressure on Ratkilla. WAIT, WOTZ DIZ? Tagarsh Grogdrinka failz a dodge an Ratkilla iz moar orribly exposed den dat time der Great Gobbo went leprechaun untin. Furst fing furst tho az Randolphe Mansfield XI blokkz Jigga Elfkikka, an whilst dey iz boff down it seemz dat Elfkikka az fraktured a leg. Anghie blitzes Ratkilla, nokkin im out an sendin der ball free but ee decides not ter pikk it up! Rish Earchewwa an Urgle Ardead boff get ovva ter Anghie an BOSH ee iz down. Snurkka Bigfoot mekz a kuppla nice dodgez an nipz in fer der ball. WHAM! Wilfred Welpy IX kumz in an smashes Bigfoot rite away an der ball iz loose, NO! kawt by Earchewwa oo getz free ter alf way an attemptz a pass ter Mishnosh Rateta oo iz open BUT EE FUMBLEZ DER BALL! Makepeace pikkz it up but ee iz kwikly surrounded by der Tide an iz put on iz arse. Eventually sum gud blokkin allows Dedeye ter grab der ball an and it off ter der Mad Punta oo eskapes frum a kuppla takklerz an eadz ter der korna ter skore WHAMMO! A brilliant last ded man blitz frum Rudolph Gavelis XIV tekz down der Mad Punta but der ball iz lose on der 2 pace line! Der Mad Punta getz up ter grab der ball fer der winnin skore but iz tackled an der ball iz now loose on der Cranberries wun pace line! Gavelis goes ter pikk up der ball BUT IZ AND FALLZ OFF! Ee tries agen AN IZ OVVA AND FALLZ OFF AN DAT IZ IT TIDE WIN!!!!!"