10:00 - The Hospital

KO! Magazine - *out of breath* "Dr Eadcase, I have great news for the Great Gobbo, do you know where he is?"
Dr Eadcase - "Yer, eez loked imself in iz cave an wont cum out coz o yooz"
KO! - "But I have great news from the White Isles Fringe, I must speak to him"
Dr E - "Well ee dunt wunt ter see nobody. It iz my profeschunal opinion dat ee iz sad"
KO! - "I didn't know you knew about psychology?"
Dr E - "Yer, I can cure dat fer yers. Cost yer free quid"
KO! - "Wait, you can cure me of psychology?"
Dr E - "yup"
KO! - "How?"
Dr E - "Wiv me chainser"
KO! - "No"
Dr E - "A toad?"
KO! - "No"
Dr E - "A suppository?"
KO! - "No, look come with me as we have to tell the Great Gobbo this important news"
Dr E - "I cant leeve me patchunts like dat"
KO! - "I'm sure they are capable of dying on their own without your help, now come on!"

10:25 - Outside the Great Gobbos cave. There is an old burnt out cart in the long grass and nettles in front of a big wooden door. The paint is peeling and there are cobwebs everywhere.

Dr E - "I alwayz luvz wot ee az dun wiv iz garden. Jus beautiful"
LOUD KNOCKING ON THE DOOR
KO! - "Great Gobbo, it's me! I'm sorry about yesterday but please open the door I have wonderful news!"
The Great Gobbo - "Bugga off"
KO! - "Please open the door, I have great news"
GG - "Get off me property before I setz Nige on yerz again!"
KO! - "I told you how sorry I am, did you get my present?"
GG - "No, wot present?"
KO! - "I slid a box of chocolates under your door last night after you refused to see me"
GG - "I nevva ad any chokkys, Nige do yooz no annyfin bout sum chokkys?"
BURP!
GG - "Well dat wud explain why she wuz sik everywhere last nite"
KO! - "Will you open the door? Please?"
Sounds of bolts being slid back and the front door slowly creaks open a fraction, letting out some of the gloom and smell from within.
GG - "*sniffles*Doez yooz no ow ard it iz ter be der coach o dis teem? We havnt wun a single game in ovva foorty goez, me ladz are out smarted by a squirrel, der changing shed az burnt down, me apotherkarry has killed more o me ladz den der oppositchun an I now fink I av caught sumfim frum wun o me cheerleederz. Wot cud possibly cheer me up?"
KO! - "How about news from the White Isles Fringe that after your defeat in the plate competition, they have created a White Isles Spoon and the All Starz are in the final!"
GG - "Really?!"
KO! - "Yep, I think it's more about pride than anything else as the trophy is just a dirty plastic spoon"
GG - "Wow, jus lik I deskribed it ter im....fanks Spubbba yer git. Well now, dis calls fer a celebration! Eadcase tell der ladz, we iz inna final an we iz gonna PAAAARRRRTTTY! Oh an get me sum kreem fer me goolies, dey is itchin like mad"
Dr E - "Gud ter av yer bak boss"
KO! - "Yes believe it or not folks, the Great Gobbo's All Starz are in the final of the White Isles Fringe Spoon despite never having won a game. Pass me a mug of grog, cheers!"