KO! Magazine - "So Dr Eadcase were you able to save him?"
Dr Eadcase - "Well I ad nevva erd of diz eart fing til yew showed uz were it wuz, an wunce yew said it ad attacked im I fought der bestest fing to do wud be ter it bak az ard az I cud, an dat seemed ter work. Ee iz in der recovery room but dunt talk ter im to much az I ad ter give im a strong toad fer der pain, an also koz I wanted sum"
KO! - "Congratulations on saving his life Dr Eadcase, but did you have to keep on punching him for ten minutes....in the face?"
Dr E - "Look mush wen I az sumfin attack me der last fing I want iz it ter get bak up so I made sure like. Plus ee ent payed me fer munfs"
We go into the recovery room, which is dark as the curtains are drawn, but even in the gloom we can see that it is remarkably clean, almost as if it has never been used before.
KO! - "Great Gobbo! It's good to see you alive"
The Great Gobbo - "fanks, wot appened?"
KO! - "You had a terrible shock and suffered a minor heart attack, fortunately Dr Eadcase performed CPR on you and saved you"
GG - "Den y iz me noze broke?"
KO! - "Because Dr Eadcase performed CPR on you"
GG - "Ah ok, dat makes sense. We did win dint we?"
KO! - "Yes it's official, you coached Der Green Tide to their first ever win and...."
Sound of running feet outside in the corridor getting louder. The doors burst open and Yerruck Blacknail, star player of the Green Tide bursts in.
Yerruck Blacknail - "Oi uman, yooz iz nevva gonna believe diz!"
KO! - "what?"
YB - "Yew noze yer put Nige in charge of managing der Green Tide Yoof Sekchun so dey can finish der leeg games whilst der boss iz sikk"
KO! - "Yeees..."
YB - "Dey only went an wun dere furst evva leeg game against sum chaos ladz wiv too superstars 2-0!"
GG + KO! - "WHAT?!!!!!!!"
GG - "Aaaargggh me art!"
KO! - "DR EADCASE GET IN HERE, THE GREAT GOBBOS HAD ANOTHER HEART ATTACK!!!"