Post match interview with the Great Gobbo after Der Green Tide's 1st ever win
KO! Magazine - "Great Gobbo, marvellous scenes here at the Badlands Community Swamp, tell us how you feel"
The Great Gobbo - "*sniff*
I wud like ter fank Fummbl frum der bottom o me art,
*snivel*,
I wud like......I wud like ter fank Nuffle, Maglubiyet an der bestest wun oo evva woz, Jervis Johnson. I dunt feel very deserving o dis in yer presence.
*waaaah sob sob, sniff*
I wuddt be in dis staydeeum if it wernt fer too incredibly talented people,
*sniff*,
me obviously, an me pet squig Nige oo I share diz wiv! Kum ere gurl an give daddy a lik
*floods of tears now*
I wud like ter fank der rest of der playerz, me cheerleederz, der assistant coaches, der, ooh me arm az gun all tingly......I....kant......breeve.....I...I..urggh!"
KO! - "Somebody call an ambulance, he's having a heart attack!!"
Comments
Posted by SerenadeOfSorrow on 2014-09-15 19:18:02
Is this the end of the great gobbo .....will his heart recover .....find out on the next exciting episode of .....I touch squigs and they love it
Posted by roante on 2014-09-15 20:53:11
Noooooooooes! Great Gobbo we need moar!
Hope dis were only a tiny fragment frum the neverending stories of the great uns!