Der Mad Punta sadly passed away in the Tide's last game of 2014. He had broken into the Great Gobbo's kitchen and drunk a large quantity of the homemade punch before the game kicked off. Unfortunately his kidneys exploded whilst he was on the pitch killing him instantly, but at least he didn't feel any pain. Despite being largely overshadowed by Greeda Stinkbreath he managed to become the fourth greatest gobo lineman ever and was just 3 spp short of becoming a legend. As a mark of respect the Tide ask that you go out into your garden tonight and punt a ball over your house.

Oh and the Tide are no longer unbeaten in 2015 having already played one game.