Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-06-07 04:43:15

"Don't Box Me Now" ( a satyrical ploy of reverse psychology whilst coming from a drunk Canadian)

Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real box time
I feel alive and the world it's turning inside out Yeah!
I'm boxing around in Box-stasy
So don't Box me now don't Box me
'Cause I'm having a box time having a box time

I'm a stupid frog leaping through the skies
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing gutter passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go go go
There's no Boxing me

I'm burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a superBOX star out of you

Don't box me now
I'm having such a box time
I'm stealing your ball
Don't box me now
If you wanna have a box time
Just activate your team

Don't box me now ('cause I'm having a box time)
Don't box me now (yes I'm having a box time)
I don't want to box at all... yeah!

... okay Ive petered off. Ill keep rentering my team until I get a game. over and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over and over.. etc

Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-06-07 05:49:59

Game 1 down. Tied 1-1, and retired some unfortunate CDs. Ill keep entering them until I pass owt.

Posted by Jeffro on 2014-06-07 06:55:57

Rated three for keggie's initial post + his two responses to himself :)

(I keed... rated 6 cuz keggie's fun times ;)

Posted by koadah on 2014-06-07 11:04:02

The Challenge is on!!!

http://www.cmanu.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bb/stats/leaders.html?sprintId=127

Posted by albinv on 2014-06-07 13:11:43

good thing.

Posted by burgun824 on 2014-06-07 15:55:01

Rated 1 for me playing my first box game in over a year and not being able to elf keggie's face.

Posted by BillBrasky on 2014-06-07 16:23:41

I'd love to, but I work M-F on Midnights.

I am here religiously between 06:30 & 07:00 CST on Saturday morning though!

Posted by Arktoris on 2014-06-07 16:41:30

personally I'd rather have a designated Friday night smack tourney

Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-06-07 17:54:43

I did get hunted last night. I retired a CD team first game and faced their reincarnation in the second. https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3573259
I then fell asleep/ passed out after 2 draws of no games. I think we need to resurrect the box for the NAs. I'll sacrifice my CR every Friday night entering week arse teams just to get games. I hope other coaches will follow my lead and start playing games out of their comfort zone. You don't need to win to have fun!

Posted by pythrr on 2014-06-07 19:31:23

I'm through with standing in line
To games we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This site hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new night
On an episode of fumbbl
And a division I can play bloodbowl in
And a king size draw big enough
For ten plus me

(So what you need?)

I'll need a activation that's got no limit
And a big black box with a Ogreteam in it
Gonna join the clawpomb club at thirty-seven Friday night

(Been there, done that)

I want a new game club full of old git-arrs
My own star on Christer’s front yard
Somewhere between Synn and Purplechest is fine for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this night for dicings and game
I'd even make second account and change my name

[Chorus:]
'Cause we all just wanna be big box stars
And live in hilltop houses playing fifteen teams
The games come easy and the wins come cheap
We'll all stay fat 'cause we just sit n’ eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest chatrooms
In the fummbl mainroom with the legend stars
Every filthy R picker’s gonna wind up there
Every Spaniard, Italian with their bleached blond hair, and well

Hey hey I wanna be a box star
Hey hey I wanna be a box star

I wanna be great like PeteW without the crosses
Hire eight Flesh golems that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs so I can play my games for free

(I'll have the noob-adilla, ha, ha)

I'm gonna fluff my team with the latest fashion
Get a secret admin key to the admin client
Gonna pick a uber-noob so I can farm my spps for free

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even retire my Pact and change my ways

Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-06-08 00:15:48

https://www.fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=25042

Posted by PaddyMick on 2014-06-08 01:36:10

Sweet. This could be like when Party Poker was still going in the US and I used to play when they were all on and drinking at 2am Friday GMT - and take all their monies. I finish work around that time now though and usually too knackered to play (but if I do i'll make sure it's box).

Posted by koadah on 2014-06-08 04:13:24

Hmm...

If ya can't get a game in Box have a think about [L]eague.

https://fumbbl.com/p/group&group=9028&op=view

Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-06-08 17:08:17

I'm currently in four leagues. I like to play Box for the variety and the laughs.

Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-06-08 17:09:30

That was a joke by the way. I still enjoy box.