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2015-02-14 04:46:57
10 votes, rating 4.2
10 votes, rating 4.2
Stonetroll asked for it
Funny thing about predictions, everyone needs to throw in their two cents,
But it took until Page 7 for Stonetroll to make any sense.
Sense of what, no one really knows,
this Warpstone open is already a freak show!
What was it, five Nurgles, and I got one?
We'll only know the predictions merit at the outcome
But you did ask for it Trolly, so here it is,
a bad MC Kill rhyme, but only a shmidge,
Ill keep it short and keep it brief,
I know to some that is a big relief.
First, I have to worry about tonights Goblin on Goblin hate Crime,
Tomorrow I'll worry about that Warpstone Open Nurgle front line.
I imagine its the same as every other Rowdy game,
whoever receives kickoff will be conducting the freight train.
The one thing I know is that Terrordactyls are building up Fame,
These Lizards are different than other Tourney prep teams,
instead they avoid the Rookie, cherry picking themes
They never snark away from a Legend, like other preppies do,
Check out their past games, if you need any proof.
NOW KEEP GIVING ME MY LUCK!!!
But it took until Page 7 for Stonetroll to make any sense.
Sense of what, no one really knows,
this Warpstone open is already a freak show!
What was it, five Nurgles, and I got one?
We'll only know the predictions merit at the outcome
But you did ask for it Trolly, so here it is,
a bad MC Kill rhyme, but only a shmidge,
Ill keep it short and keep it brief,
I know to some that is a big relief.
First, I have to worry about tonights Goblin on Goblin hate Crime,
Tomorrow I'll worry about that Warpstone Open Nurgle front line.
I imagine its the same as every other Rowdy game,
whoever receives kickoff will be conducting the freight train.
The one thing I know is that Terrordactyls are building up Fame,
These Lizards are different than other Tourney prep teams,
instead they avoid the Rookie, cherry picking themes
They never snark away from a Legend, like other preppies do,
Check out their past games, if you need any proof.
NOW KEEP GIVING ME MY LUCK!!!
Comments
Posted by NerdBird on 2015-02-14 05:49:22
When I think of poetry I think of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and Vogon poetry. Taken from Wikipedia:
Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning", four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived only by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" when his own major intestine - in a desperate attempt to save life itself - leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.
Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning", four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived only by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" when his own major intestine - in a desperate attempt to save life itself - leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2015-02-14 06:28:46
yeah thank NERD, thats the point. It isn't supposed be good. I have no desire to publish it. All I know is that when I drink and post bad poetry, my luck gets better. Its a proven fact. :P
Posted by Russo on 2015-02-14 11:06:29
HHGTTG is awesome one of my faves!!
Posted by pythrr on 2015-02-16 03:12:57
hells yes to bad poesy!