Posted by pythrr on 2015-12-24 22:59:21
spray tans are all the rage amongst mountain men, so I hear. goes well with the hipster beards, man buns, and faux-lumberjack clothing.
Posted by harvestmouse on 2015-12-24 23:08:47
Their skin is thought of as 'leathery', thus the colour. I get your point, but I think they do come out or have watch points etc, which would be high above the cloud line.
Posted by NerdBird on 2015-12-24 23:32:34
It is all the dirt and filth from never bathing.....
Posted by xnoelx on 2015-12-25 00:33:47
They also get ruddy. Y'know, from all the beer. I'm sure you can relate.
Posted by Chainsaw on 2015-12-25 01:51:00
What NerdBird said.
You ever seen miners? They don't come up all pastey.
Posted by Jeffro on 2015-12-25 03:33:34
Ruddy... dirty from being filthy digging dorfs. Didn't you ever see "Snow White". Freaking dorfs never wash...
Posted by keggiemckill on 2015-12-25 04:26:00
I never contemplated the Dwarves being dirty. It makes more sense while sober. ;)
Posted by pythrr on 2015-12-25 09:51:05
really? i just assume all Dwarves are filthy. but maybe that's cos I watch too much Game of Thrones...
Posted by keggiemckill on 2015-12-25 16:01:48
That seem imp-ossible pythrr.