Dear Sirs,

Some of you may know, that I have a Box Underworld team, the Flornecent Jumpsuits. They are a fun team to use. There are some secrets to Underworld that I am hesitant to tell all of you gentlemen, but I feel I must. First off, please do not hit my Goblins menz. They are precious to me. Second off, My Animosity driven, hate mongering, Racist Skaven menz, are living too long. Focusing on my gentle, playful, adorable little two headed Goblin souls is causing me emotional problems. I implore you to leave them alone. The Skaven menz are the ones that should be taking the brunt of the hits, yet people still focus on killing my jolly Goblin souls. For the love of Nuffle, please leave these menz be.

Truth be told, I do have a better chance at winning games with more Skaven on the field, but that is not the point. Goblins, are becoming an endangered species. Unlawful Poaching of Goblins Toe bones is becoming an epidemic. The disgusting Humans practices of making Jewelry out of Goblin toe bones and then selling them on the Black Market for a premium price is disgusting sirs. We need to start focussing away from purchasing such products, resulting in a mindless killing my Goblin menz. There are only so many in this world. We need to look at an alternative jewelry source, to save these precious menz. There is a less known alternative Jewelry source that is starting to make it way on the Black market. Chaos Dwarf Teeth can replace all Goblin Toe Bone products. They are in fact more sharp, more Unique, and more valuable than their Toe bone counter parts. Yes they are harder to obtain, but that makes the jewelry much more prestigious.
So, as an ARR fundraiser, I will donate $1 for every Goblin caused Chaos Dwarf death over the next two months. Foul, Block or otherwise. Land a Goblin on the head of a CD and he dies, blammo, $1 goes into the kitty. Please link the game, and the turn, and I will compose a list of all coaches. I will pay up at the end of the ARR sprint in January. This goes for any ARR team that holds a Goblin on the roster. At the end a Minimum of $20 will be donated. Remember, leave all Goblins to their own devices. Let them live, so we can rebuild the Race. Get them off that endangered species list.

This has been a service announcement from your Fumbbl Goblin Conservational Officer, keggiemckill.

PS pythrr's and jean-michel's Chaos Dwarf deaths by a Goblin hands or feet, will result in a $5 Donation.