Posted by Beanchilla on 2017-12-08 03:40:52
The mustard is just floating there. If he needs to know if it is his face he can rub the mustard in until there's a layer of mustard covering his head, a layer which WOULD BE VISIBLE by said vampire.
source: am vamp.
Posted by JellyBelly on 2017-12-08 04:57:20
More importantly, if it is ketchup, how will he know if it is blood or ketchup? :O
Posted by thoralf on 2017-12-08 04:58:27
Who puts mustard in a Custard Pie?
Posted by ben_awesome on 2017-12-08 07:18:07
English mustard or French mustard?
Posted by Jopotzuki on 2017-12-08 09:23:26
Dijon mustard?
Posted by TFRiley on 2017-12-08 09:51:25
The ancient Nostrildamus will know it is there!
Posted by DrPoods on 2017-12-08 10:36:47
I think the more important question is “Who has the guts to tell him?”
Posted by spinball on 2017-12-08 11:44:30
Only if we put a fridge in there Jopotzuki
Posted by Throweck on 2017-12-08 12:32:43
A little tiny fridge?
Posted by Rawlf on 2017-12-08 12:49:01
By the dismissive and disgusted look his wife gives him.
Posted by spinball on 2017-12-08 22:02:00
Only a little tiny fridge Throweck