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2017-05-13 08:47:40
13 votes, rating 5
13 votes, rating 5
What was I gunna say.......?
I find it amazing that no Euro players are up playing at 830 am BB time on a Saturday. 33 coaches online. We North American, (on a side note, are the greatest Americans) regularly get up to pay games on the weekend mornings. All our wives sleep in, and we all like "I gunna get a game in before the wife wakes, that way she won't harass me for being online."
Maybe its because we are cooler than you Euros and we out on some dates, Saturday nights, so there is less of use here online. Naw, cant be that. We all the same kind of geeks, up hare, up in hare. Ya'll gunna make me lose mah mind....
Maybe its because you guys are all farmers, and you are more preoccupied with the Cows tit, than we are. Nah, Ive seen some of your profile pictures, no way you could milk a cow.
Maybe its because our Nancy bars close earlier, and we be like "I need to get my drink on, and they be kicking us out at 1 am, and I know dose Euros get to be in da bar all night lawng.' I don't know if its true, but it does seem like its something a progressive Euro would do. With their glow sticks. I imagine every Euro that I play, is kicking the crap out of my Nuffle, with a mouse in one hand and a glow stick in the other. Twirling it while he is listening to some Electro type music. Don't correct me on the name of the music, Im old and crotchety, Ill never understand the differences between House, and Techno, or any other kind of variant.
Anyways, I just thought it was strange to me. Peace, Love, drugs.... Yes I put drugs in lower case. It was intentional. Whoever guesses why I made the D a lower cased d, you win a prize.
i best be to bed, See ya in 9 hrs sucks!
Maybe its because we are cooler than you Euros and we out on some dates, Saturday nights, so there is less of use here online. Naw, cant be that. We all the same kind of geeks, up hare, up in hare. Ya'll gunna make me lose mah mind....
Maybe its because you guys are all farmers, and you are more preoccupied with the Cows tit, than we are. Nah, Ive seen some of your profile pictures, no way you could milk a cow.
Maybe its because our Nancy bars close earlier, and we be like "I need to get my drink on, and they be kicking us out at 1 am, and I know dose Euros get to be in da bar all night lawng.' I don't know if its true, but it does seem like its something a progressive Euro would do. With their glow sticks. I imagine every Euro that I play, is kicking the crap out of my Nuffle, with a mouse in one hand and a glow stick in the other. Twirling it while he is listening to some Electro type music. Don't correct me on the name of the music, Im old and crotchety, Ill never understand the differences between House, and Techno, or any other kind of variant.
Anyways, I just thought it was strange to me. Peace, Love, drugs.... Yes I put drugs in lower case. It was intentional. Whoever guesses why I made the D a lower cased d, you win a prize.
i best be to bed, See ya in 9 hrs sucks!
Comments
Posted by bghandras on 2017-05-13 09:10:41
Generalisations are ALWAYS true, so:
- Maybe europeans do not care what wife says about being online. So man up, henpeck!
- Maybe, just maybe european wifes wake up too, and european coaches prefer doing something else instead of playing bbowl in the morning. :)
P.S. The point about bars seems to be true. I am sure you would find a bar open at any point in time in the center of Budapest (within walking distance).
- Maybe europeans do not care what wife says about being online. So man up, henpeck!
- Maybe, just maybe european wifes wake up too, and european coaches prefer doing something else instead of playing bbowl in the morning. :)
P.S. The point about bars seems to be true. I am sure you would find a bar open at any point in time in the center of Budapest (within walking distance).
Posted by grunth on 2017-05-13 09:51:53
hehe same in Paris :)
In fact, ALL the french people needs to wake and immediately seek this marvellous peace of bread called "BAGUETTE" for their wives... lol
In fact, ALL the french people needs to wake and immediately seek this marvellous peace of bread called "BAGUETTE" for their wives... lol
Posted by JellyBelly on 2017-05-13 14:14:17
Well, in my case at least (I'm also NA), the reason I get up early to play over the weekend is because the site is so fricking dead in NA evenings. Euro coaches don't have that problem - they have the spoiled luxury (that they take for granted :P) of being able to get games easily every evening, so they can have a lie-in at the weekends! Life's not fair! :P
Posted by Arktoris on 2017-05-13 18:34:58
maybe 830 is tea and crumpets time. idk