Posted by Rbthma on 2016-04-02 04:04:36

rated 6 for pure acapella rap!

Posted by FRSHMN on 2016-04-02 05:26:43

The Return of Keggiemcmunchies.

Posted by Jeffro on 2016-04-02 05:59:31

Your banter of batter covered bad ass confections
has got you spinnin' in lemon-head swimmin' directions
Put down the sugar drop, Daddy-o lollipop
your tummy done done with you fructose gon' make it stop
gonna vomit a comet of rainbow sherbet an' plop it
on top of the toilet 'n make you slip on the floor yet

*drops the mic*

Posted by keggiemckill on 2016-04-02 06:05:18

How can you drop the Mic, when you never had it?
You hand reached out, but I slapped it.
Away, down to your side.
Mic grab? Jeffro denied.

Posted by Jeffro on 2016-04-02 16:56:40

when the voice is noyce, loud and proud
with no cloud cover, brother, another loverless nemesis
can't help but hear you an' fear you while tryin' to smear you
while failin' at wailin' SM57 can't boost up your volume
enough to be heard above my lungs that be drownin'
you out without modification and remodulation
you quiet! you try it again but it silent!! your voice ain't no giant!
I don't NEED the Shure thing, it can't bring you a king size
bucket of fries that open your eyes t'all ya lies make you
moonwalk outside, hide and rethink your rhymes.

*upturns the soundboard*

Posted by keggiemckill on 2016-04-02 17:26:44

Wow, this is getting intense, full of suspense.
Buckle your belts gent, his offence looks bent.
It's askewed, dude. A little to the right.
Bring that shit together, make it more tight.
But I can accept it, for all its flawed calls.
His rhymes are on the ground, outlined in chalk.

*Flips table.*

Posted by Jeffro on 2016-04-02 18:47:11

That chalk on the ground is the balk that I found
in your wind up around and I'm second base bound
cuz your rhyme isn't sound this time on the mound
belly itcher who frowned when I served his ass *POUND*

(that last part is onomatopoeic ;)

*builds a table and FLIPS IT!*

Posted by coombz on 2016-04-02 21:18:37

Blazing every day for 15 years I've never been better
Ever since a teen I pledged to never give up weed ever

Posted by keggiemckill on 2016-04-02 23:49:18

Well there Jeffro, Now your cover is blown,
I know for a fact that you aren't stoned.
Unless it's for being a Lunatic, a heretic,
In the Islamic, Rocks aimed at a Catholic.
Put up against a wall, surrounded by them all,
Standing tall, Waiting for the right call.
GO! I Pitched to maul, Straight in the balls.

I let you live, because I'm a nice guy
I didn't want you to actually die.

Posted by Lorebass on 2016-04-03 03:49:28

Your all a bunch of dingleberries.

Posted by burgun824 on 2016-04-03 04:25:29

Hold up, watch out, what is this?
Burgun's drinkin' whiskey and ready to drop hits.
So sit down, shut up, and stay out of the fray,
Cause there's a third party beat down comin' your way.

Keggie's out behind the shed blazin' his shit.
He's too focused on his cookies to know when to quit.
If he had the balls to lay down a real beat,
He'd put down the twix and turn up the heat.

Jeffro thinks he's hard cause he's got a tatoo,
But he's got a secret that he knows to be true.
He's got wandering eyes for them Oklahoma boys.
He thinks about them hard while he's painting his toys.

Now I turn it back to you two weak rhymin' prissies.
Try not to cry like a couple of sissies.
I've said my peace in this lame little battle.
Try not to run to the Admins and tattle.

Posted by keggiemckill on 2016-04-03 05:12:33

I totally went and tattled, now Skedaddle, Kid.
You can't Handle, this battle, with that rabble, skid.
Charming while it lasted, you being booze blasted, too big.
Nasty, yet classy, while pot plastered, ya dig?


Now Scoot, you young brute.

Posted by Rbthma on 2016-04-04 02:29:47

/aah
burgun824 ripped you a new one!

Posted by Throweck on 2016-04-04 17:34:43

I can't rap, cos' I'm crap.

*swings nipple tassles*

:D

Posted by keggiemckill on 2016-04-05 00:45:24

Burpgun did do a good job. Credit