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2014-06-27 04:50:54
23 votes, rating 2.4
23 votes, rating 2.4
Luis Suarez, not just a cool name!
/Sigh. How can I explain the Pro-Bad-Ass-ness that guy just displayed? Finally a soccer player did something cool. Remember when Rick bit that guys trachea out in the last episode of Walking Dead? Biting another dude in self defense, or mortal combat is wicked awesome! The only reason not to bite more people in this day and age, is the taste. I mean let's be serious, a sweaty Italian soccer player is not something I want to sample. I may try a small spork full of a Swede, if he was mixed in with some Kraft Dinner. Even that would take some convincing. Nothing an empty whiskey bottle can't help with, eh Brasky?
I may actually start watching some sissy kicks, if there was more blood drawn in a match. Not the regular blood breaks those feminines take for hang nails. I mean some REAL injuries. Soccer should allow kicks to head. You go down with a pretend injury, Thwack! REAL injury! No helmets or mouth guards either. I don't want these guy to circumvent my awesome rules. The only way to fix Soccer, is to start killing off the people involved now. Breed new, tougher individuals. Wait isn't that how Blood Bowl got started in the Old World?
Comments
Posted by Jeffro on 2014-06-27 05:54:53
Amen - amen-amen-amen. AMEN! Amen.
Posted by BillBrasky on 2014-06-27 06:00:22
Soccer with UFC fighters would rock - It's only a foul if the kick doesn't break a bone, or rupture an organ.
Posted by Badoek on 2014-06-27 07:57:49
Yawn
Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2014-06-27 09:36:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiKOhGpQPD4
This is cool. Biting someone isn't.
This is cool. Biting someone isn't.
Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2014-06-27 10:25:20
Yay! Spoilers! Thanks for the warning :(
Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2014-06-27 14:25:59
Spoilers for months ago...
Posted by Wreckage on 2014-06-27 14:32:12
Football is the only sport where you get to constantly kick others. If you do it with the ball on your foot it ain't even a foul.
And if you ever played the sport, you know it fricking hurts.
And if you ever played the sport, you know it fricking hurts.
Posted by BillBrasky on 2014-06-27 15:14:33
Thanks Jimmy.
Calcio Storico is fun to watch.
It's awfully chaotic though.
I think they should field 11 instead of 27 each.
I expected more casualties too.
Calcio Storico is fun to watch.
It's awfully chaotic though.
I think they should field 11 instead of 27 each.
I expected more casualties too.
Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2014-06-27 17:04:02
Yeah I agree that it is too chaotic, sweet pants though!
Posted by awambawamb on 2014-06-27 17:10:43
Let's join together and make a worldwide association for Calcio Fiorentino. Let's make a kickstarter project
Posted by koadah on 2014-06-27 17:27:10
"Soccer with UFC fighters would rock"
There is already way too much holding and grabbing is football (soccer) already.
In 'real' sports like rugby or American football you are not allowed to hold a man who doesn't have the ball.
I suspect that holding was the reason he bit the guy in the first place. Also the same reason that so many Frenchmen were throwing spinning elbows like Jon Jones.
I take your point. Jones would have knocked one out but then he would have been sent off. And the knocked out guy could be replaced.
Stupid rules. Either ban holding or let them bite & elbow. ;)
Did any Frenchmen (or others) get investigated for spinning elbows?
There is already way too much holding and grabbing is football (soccer) already.
In 'real' sports like rugby or American football you are not allowed to hold a man who doesn't have the ball.
I suspect that holding was the reason he bit the guy in the first place. Also the same reason that so many Frenchmen were throwing spinning elbows like Jon Jones.
I take your point. Jones would have knocked one out but then he would have been sent off. And the knocked out guy could be replaced.
Stupid rules. Either ban holding or let them bite & elbow. ;)
Did any Frenchmen (or others) get investigated for spinning elbows?
Posted by Wreckage on 2014-06-27 18:55:47
Holding isn't allowed. The professional players are actually quite careful not to grab in the direction of the referee, you just see it very well on camera.
That's also the most likely reason why a player goes to ground. From the trajectory of the movement of the body the ref is able to tell if he has been held or pushed. Furthermore if you keep standing the referee will much more likely decide to give you advantage and let you play. You can go the unspectactular route and just raise your hands but that isn't just less efficient it also looks a bit whiney. You weren't even knocked off your feed after all.
That's also the most likely reason why a player goes to ground. From the trajectory of the movement of the body the ref is able to tell if he has been held or pushed. Furthermore if you keep standing the referee will much more likely decide to give you advantage and let you play. You can go the unspectactular route and just raise your hands but that isn't just less efficient it also looks a bit whiney. You weren't even knocked off your feed after all.
Posted by dode74 on 2014-06-27 21:15:25
[quote]I suspect that holding was the reason he bit the guy in the first place.[/quote]If you mean Chiellini was holding Suarez then you've not seen the incident. Suarez and Chiellini were barging each other before a corner was taken and Suarez then bit him from behind. No holding, and each was taking part in the barging.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-06-27 21:55:27
Your missing the point fellas. Biting should be a total acceptable practice within soccer. It's the only way the sport will become exciting. Moar failed Blood Lust! :)