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2012-04-13 15:04:35
21 votes, rating 3.4
21 votes, rating 3.4
New Rules ep1: Piling On
Piling on should, instead of doing damage, scatter the attacker 3 random squares. Every player he lands on rolls for armour/injury and the player bounces again. When he lands in an empty square, he must make an agility roll, and rolls for armour/injury if it fails.
If he lands on the ball, roll a d6.
On a 2-5, the ball scatters 3 random squares (it got landed on from quite a height!) and is treated like an inaccurate throw.
On a 1, it gets stuck in his crack. The player is so uncomfortable that he is unable to move, and must be blocked by both sides until the ball is dislodged by knocking him over or the player is pushed into either endzone.
On a 6, the ball pops. Infuriated, the crowd invade the pitch and kill the offending player, as well as injuring 2d6 random players from both teams.
If he lands on the ball, roll a d6.
On a 2-5, the ball scatters 3 random squares (it got landed on from quite a height!) and is treated like an inaccurate throw.
On a 1, it gets stuck in his crack. The player is so uncomfortable that he is unable to move, and must be blocked by both sides until the ball is dislodged by knocking him over or the player is pushed into either endzone.
On a 6, the ball pops. Infuriated, the crowd invade the pitch and kill the offending player, as well as injuring 2d6 random players from both teams.
Comments
Posted by pythrr on 2012-04-13 15:07:13
also
KILL ALL MENS!
KILL ALL MENS!
Posted by Winterland on 2012-04-13 15:07:21
This is...intresting...
Posted by BlizzBirne on 2012-04-13 15:14:07
lol ... best joke of the day.
Posted by Chainsaw on 2012-04-13 16:31:19
For somebody who posts silly things all the time, I would have expected you to appreciate this silly things pythrr. Especially since there is some mens killing in it!
Posted by Axtklinge on 2012-04-13 19:02:10
LOLOLOL
Posted by blader4411 on 2012-04-14 14:48:19
On a 6 a pair of ponies join the pitch invasion.
On a 1-2 an earth pony with 6429 mighty blow, piling on for each team.
On a 3-4 a pegasus with 8347 leap, strip ball for each team.
On a 5-6 a unicorn with 6247 pass, hail mary pass, bombadier for each team.
On a 1-2 an earth pony with 6429 mighty blow, piling on for each team.
On a 3-4 a pegasus with 8347 leap, strip ball for each team.
On a 5-6 a unicorn with 6247 pass, hail mary pass, bombadier for each team.
Posted by Chainsaw on 2012-05-26 14:59:05
If I could rate that comment a 6, blader, I would.