Even if my dice rolls really suck
and I feel completely down on luck
I aspire to ensure that I say
"Well done!" to my opponent's play

After all this is not a game of chess
Nuffle is key to any success
Bemoaning luck is just not nice
We all need good rolls with the dice

Two plus, three plus, four or five
Sometimes we need a six just to survive
If you don't get it, don't be dull
Legends have died on sextuple skulls

So when you are down, feeling blue
The pitch painted with red pixel goo
Instead of thinking, "How unjust!"
Don't give in to bad luck lust

There's 2 of you rolling dice this day
The balance can tip either way
And if it's not to you, then that's OK
This is the brutal game we play

Your opponent also feels the same
It is only human to lay the blame
At Nuffle's feet for our frustration
Ignoring that there's no machination

When rolling hot, we feel so smart
Despite knowing it is a fickle art
When rolling low, we feel hard done
Dice take no sides, they are random

If you lose to Nuffle, do so with grace
For on the pitch there's no safe space
Remember there's no better game to win
Than when you conquer Nuffle's whim