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Chainsaw
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2019

2019-02-26 17:59:58
rating 3.3
2019-02-21 15:32:58
rating 5.6

2018

2018-11-29 23:02:01
rating 5.5

2017

2017-02-08 23:56:40
rating 5.8
2017-02-01 13:18:54
rating 1.8
2017-01-04 00:57:54
rating 4.2
2017-01-01 01:53:20
rating 3.2

2016

2016-12-27 23:05:58
rating 4.8
2016-12-15 23:20:51
rating 5.2
2016-12-08 23:39:28
rating 4.5
2016-11-23 19:36:09
rating 4.4
2016-11-18 22:43:34
rating 5.3
2016-11-08 23:15:35
rating 2.2
2016-10-27 02:00:04
rating 4.5
2016-02-22 11:44:26
rating 4.1
2016-02-08 21:54:52
rating 3.5
2016-02-07 16:37:13
rating 4.3
2016-01-15 13:15:04
rating 5.4
2016-01-12 15:56:00
rating 3
2016-01-07 01:57:43
rating 5.5
2016-01-06 13:07:10
rating 3.3

2015

2015-12-20 02:49:16
rating 4.2
2015-12-16 23:29:23
rating 4.6
2015-01-01 14:00:53
rating 5.5

2014

2014-11-16 00:43:36
rating 2.9
2014-11-14 00:14:39
rating 4.2
2014-11-12 14:29:16
rating 4.1
2014-11-12 09:37:19
rating 3.9
2014-10-29 23:50:22
rating 4.1
2014-10-09 16:50:52
rating 3.2
2014-09-16 19:19:34
rating 2.3
2014-09-12 23:50:12
rating 4.2
2014-09-04 22:58:50
rating 2.9
2014-09-01 09:16:07
rating 3.1
2014-08-18 18:54:36
rating 2.1
2014-08-12 11:04:37
rating 4.7
2014-08-10 23:06:02
rating 2.3
2014-08-04 16:05:26
rating 2.2
2014-07-11 12:21:32
rating 2.2
2014-05-25 04:14:45
rating 2
2014-04-24 12:37:46
rating 3.7
2014-04-18 02:35:09
rating 2.2
2014-04-11 03:18:43
rating 2.2
2014-04-04 12:33:57
rating 4.2
2014-03-18 01:07:52
rating 4.6
2014-03-12 22:39:29
rating 5
2014-03-07 03:22:34
rating 4.6
2014-03-05 04:16:47
rating 1.9
2014-02-19 14:21:10
rating 4
2014-02-07 16:00:28
rating 3.7
2014-01-30 17:11:36
rating 3.5
2014-01-04 19:11:30
rating 3.2

2013

2013-11-16 23:09:58
rating 4.4
2013-11-16 13:51:11
rating 4
2013-10-29 23:37:45
rating 4.7
2013-10-17 17:09:12
rating 5.2
2013-10-16 12:18:28
rating 5.5
2013-10-15 14:12:17
rating 5.8
2013-10-14 13:21:53
rating 5.8
2013-10-14 02:22:13
rating 5.2
2013-10-13 13:16:39
rating 5.8
2013-10-12 13:57:42
rating 5.8
2013-10-11 16:46:43
rating 5.7
2013-10-11 00:08:12
rating 5.6
2013-10-10 08:59:00
rating 5.6
2013-10-06 23:16:04
rating 3.3
2013-10-05 18:27:21
rating 2.8
2013-10-02 03:30:13
rating 3.3
2013-09-27 01:33:10
rating 3.4
2013-08-31 22:26:39
rating 4.8
2013-08-10 13:30:00
rating 2.8
2013-08-03 20:27:22
rating 3.5
2013-07-18 00:53:15
rating 4.3
2013-06-20 18:02:30
rating 3.4
2013-06-19 00:50:04
rating 3.2
2013-06-13 19:07:27
rating 3.7
2013-06-05 18:09:23
rating 3.6
2013-05-29 18:10:49
rating 3
2013-05-24 20:10:57
rating 4
2013-05-19 18:14:51
rating 3.3
2013-05-14 00:32:52
rating 3.1
2013-05-08 19:04:10
rating 3.1
2013-05-03 03:35:01
rating 2.8
2013-04-16 12:24:36
rating 3.5
2013-04-13 02:11:33
rating 3.2
2013-04-10 17:24:50
rating 5.4
2013-03-30 23:25:48
rating 2.4
2013-03-27 18:43:36
rating 4.2
2013-03-25 18:02:09
rating 4.1
2013-03-21 17:32:44
rating 3.8
2013-03-16 20:57:42
rating 4.8
2013-03-16 01:45:54
rating 4.7
2013-03-12 19:01:40
rating 3.9
2013-03-07 19:35:18
rating 4.8
2013-03-06 03:23:13
rating 4.9
2013-03-05 00:24:07
rating 2.8
2013-02-28 16:02:38
rating 4.9
2013-02-20 19:06:14
rating 4.4
2013-02-19 19:45:09
rating 2.2
2013-02-08 23:11:32
rating 3.2
2013-01-24 14:59:06
rating 5.5
2013-01-17 14:38:22
rating 2.8
2013-01-14 16:56:23
rating 4.5
2013-01-10 20:44:26
rating 4.2
2013-01-08 02:57:37
rating 2.8
2013-01-05 20:45:27
rating 4.5

2012

2012-12-24 00:03:01
rating 5.4
2012-12-12 14:48:33
rating 5.1
2012-12-11 10:48:08
rating 5.7
2012-12-10 20:45:15
rating 3.2
2012-12-07 18:36:10
rating 3.1
2012-12-07 13:43:04
rating 2.4
2012-12-04 01:23:14
rating 5.6
2012-11-30 18:54:59
rating 3.3
2012-11-23 15:18:06
rating 3.6
2012-11-21 06:24:24
rating 3.3
2012-11-17 03:30:33
rating 4.1
2012-11-13 08:59:56
rating 2.8
2012-11-12 09:31:26
rating 4.6
2012-11-09 11:48:51
rating 4.3
2012-11-08 22:07:31
rating 5.3
2012-11-07 11:12:00
rating 3.3
2012-10-26 14:43:46
rating 5.2
2012-06-10 22:01:15
rating 3.4
2012-06-06 01:21:42
rating 2.6
2012-06-02 22:19:38
rating 2.3
2012-05-28 02:23:34
rating 4
2012-05-25 02:04:53
rating 4.7
2012-04-25 01:15:04
rating 4
2012-04-19 05:13:24
rating 4.6
2012-04-13 15:04:35
rating 3.4
2012-04-09 14:55:12
rating 4.5
2012-04-04 11:13:43
rating 3.6
2012-04-02 09:39:59
rating 4.9
2012-03-29 03:32:44
rating 4.3
2012-03-22 10:23:31
rating 5.4
2012-03-16 17:36:03
rating 5.5

2008

2008-05-18 00:45:03
rating 3.9
2008-04-10 21:12:20
rating 3.4
2012-04-25 01:15:04
22 votes, rating 4
C's Fluff ep1: Razor
I like my fluff (no, not my belly fluff, that stuff doesn't taste so good). It's half the reason I play. I have an active imagination.

I've written some fun player bios. Razor is probably the fluffiest. He was my first love on Fumbbl.

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Formerly 3rd Highest Active Orc Scorer, Top 10 All-time Orc Scorer, Leading Scorer, Leading Casualties, Highest SPP, Most TDs in a game (4), and generally a Complete Animal

Raised near the tribal village that saw the origin of the Chainsaw team, he was brought up by a hermit Shaman before moving in with the village as an adolescent. Nobody knows where he originates from. A popular story is that he is the son of a high ranking orc general who fell out with one of the most powerful orcs of the realm. The general and his family were murdered, but not before a trusted goblin servant stole off with the general's newborn under instruction to take him deep into the safety of the remote mountainous swamps nearby our host tribe.

Always a cut above, and often cutting into, his contemporaries, once he moved into the village he established himself as one of the most skilled hunters. Often seen heading into the undergrowth alone with only a knife, he would frequently return dragging creatures more than twice his size behind him. He was conveniently out hunting when the initial recruitment drive occurred. He provided a large portion of the tribe's food and as such the local Shaman had to be bribed to let us take him. If there ever was an appropriate time to say it, Coach Chainsaw remarked on seeing him in the first practice session, "That boy's got talent!"

This orc is sharper than the usual orc and as such has rapidly risen through the Chainsaw ranks. He is a natural ball player with skill unbecoming of an orc and power only usually possessed by black orcs. Some say he has elven blood in his heritage, others say black orc blood, and the rest say both. His abilities saw him become the side's runaway top touchdown scorer and out-and-out star player. It was a rare game in which Razor does not get on the scoresheet.

As usual the number thirteen turned out to be a lucky number of an orc as he claimed the rare orc honour of scoring three times in one match to claim his first hatrick. He would go on to score his second hatrick only 5 games later. The more fame he acquired, the more teams would focus on stopping him. However, he would soon go on to score a then personal best of four touchdowns in a single game against a much higher rated chaos side.

He left the side ignominiously, retiring himself and refusing to ever play again, after Coach Chainsaw conceded a game which he had to sit out because of his first and only injury. The team were down to 6 players with 2 on the KO table against a Nurgle side who were fouling at every opportunity. When asked why he had decided to hang up his boots, he said unusually eloquently, "It was not the shame of conceding; it was that the side was so incapable without me. I knew I was the only decent player, but that was ridiculous."
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Comments
Posted by fly on 2012-04-25 01:52:14
rated 1 for tl;dr, also replicated tl;dr, thus moar tl;dr.
useless!
Posted by Emeyin on 2012-04-25 02:08:48
I love this type of stuff. Two thumbs up!
Posted by Chainsaw on 2012-04-25 09:52:17
tl;dr fly expects tl;dr? Or you're complaining about the intro? What was useless? Oh, your comment.

Cheers Emeyin :)

Posted by pingus on 2012-04-25 12:16:16
tl;dr
Posted by Narlgoth on 2012-04-25 22:46:24
Points for effort, but everyone knows the Goblin just would've eaten the baby as soon as he got around the corner... >;- )
Posted by Narlgoth on 2012-04-25 22:54:54
I find the chatting a bit distracting sometimes, especially because I can get AP quite bad sometimes and chatting for 1.5-2 minutes of my turn is not good for my teams. <- )

Still doesn't stop me from yapping all the time! I chat non-stop with a responsive coach, but just give up and concentrate on the match it they don't seem to wanna talk.

I've had a good laugh with some coaches and discovered some very friendly gamers too! :- )
Posted by Chainsaw on 2012-04-26 02:08:06
He was a loyal goblin servant! There was probably a reward in it somewhere...