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Chainsaw
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2019

2019-02-26 17:59:58
rating 3.3
2019-02-21 15:32:58
rating 5.6

2018

2018-11-29 23:02:01
rating 5.5

2017

2017-02-08 23:56:40
rating 5.8
2017-02-01 13:18:54
rating 1.8
2017-01-04 00:57:54
rating 4.2
2017-01-01 01:53:20
rating 3.2

2016

2016-12-27 23:05:58
rating 4.8
2016-12-15 23:20:51
rating 5.2
2016-12-08 23:39:28
rating 4.5
2016-11-23 19:36:09
rating 4.4
2016-11-18 22:43:34
rating 5.3
2016-11-08 23:15:35
rating 2.2
2016-10-27 02:00:04
rating 4.5
2016-02-22 11:44:26
rating 4.1
2016-02-08 21:54:52
rating 3.5
2016-02-07 16:37:13
rating 4.3
2016-01-15 13:15:04
rating 5.4
2016-01-12 15:56:00
rating 3
2016-01-07 01:57:43
rating 5.5
2016-01-06 13:07:10
rating 3.3

2015

2015-12-20 02:49:16
rating 4.2
2015-12-16 23:29:23
rating 4.6
2015-01-01 14:00:53
rating 5.5

2014

2014-11-16 00:43:36
rating 2.9
2014-11-14 00:14:39
rating 4.2
2014-11-12 14:29:16
rating 4.1
2014-11-12 09:37:19
rating 3.9
2014-10-29 23:50:22
rating 4.1
2014-10-09 16:50:52
rating 3.2
2014-09-16 19:19:34
rating 2.3
2014-09-12 23:50:12
rating 4.2
2014-09-04 22:58:50
rating 2.9
2014-09-01 09:16:07
rating 3.1
2014-08-18 18:54:36
rating 2.1
2014-08-12 11:04:37
rating 4.7
2014-08-10 23:06:02
rating 2.3
2014-08-04 16:05:26
rating 2.2
2014-07-11 12:21:32
rating 2.2
2014-05-25 04:14:45
rating 2
2014-04-24 12:37:46
rating 3.7
2014-04-18 02:35:09
rating 2.2
2014-04-11 03:18:43
rating 2.2
2014-04-04 12:33:57
rating 4.2
2014-03-18 01:07:52
rating 4.6
2014-03-12 22:39:29
rating 5
2014-03-07 03:22:34
rating 4.6
2014-03-05 04:16:47
rating 1.9
2014-02-19 14:21:10
rating 4
2014-02-07 16:00:28
rating 3.7
2014-01-30 17:11:36
rating 3.5
2014-01-04 19:11:30
rating 3.2

2013

2013-11-16 23:09:58
rating 4.4
2013-11-16 13:51:11
rating 4
2013-10-29 23:37:45
rating 4.7
2013-10-17 17:09:12
rating 5.2
2013-10-16 12:18:28
rating 5.5
2013-10-15 14:12:17
rating 5.8
2013-10-14 13:21:53
rating 5.8
2013-10-14 02:22:13
rating 5.2
2013-10-13 13:16:39
rating 5.8
2013-10-12 13:57:42
rating 5.8
2013-10-11 16:46:43
rating 5.7
2013-10-11 00:08:12
rating 5.6
2013-10-10 08:59:00
rating 5.6
2013-10-06 23:16:04
rating 3.3
2013-10-05 18:27:21
rating 2.8
2013-10-02 03:30:13
rating 3.3
2013-09-27 01:33:10
rating 3.4
2013-08-31 22:26:39
rating 4.8
2013-08-10 13:30:00
rating 2.8
2013-08-03 20:27:22
rating 3.5
2013-07-18 00:53:15
rating 4.3
2013-06-20 18:02:30
rating 3.4
2013-06-19 00:50:04
rating 3.2
2013-06-13 19:07:27
rating 3.7
2013-06-05 18:09:23
rating 3.6
2013-05-29 18:10:49
rating 3
2013-05-24 20:10:57
rating 4
2013-05-19 18:14:51
rating 3.3
2013-05-14 00:32:52
rating 3.1
2013-05-08 19:04:10
rating 3.1
2013-05-03 03:35:01
rating 2.8
2013-04-16 12:24:36
rating 3.5
2013-04-13 02:11:33
rating 3.2
2013-04-10 17:24:50
rating 5.4
2013-03-30 23:25:48
rating 2.4
2013-03-27 18:43:36
rating 4.2
2013-03-25 18:02:09
rating 4.1
2013-03-21 17:32:44
rating 3.8
2013-03-16 20:57:42
rating 4.8
2013-03-16 01:45:54
rating 4.7
2013-03-12 19:01:40
rating 3.9
2013-03-07 19:35:18
rating 4.8
2013-03-06 03:23:13
rating 4.9
2013-03-05 00:24:07
rating 2.8
2013-02-28 16:02:38
rating 4.9
2013-02-20 19:06:14
rating 4.4
2013-02-19 19:45:09
rating 2.2
2013-02-08 23:11:32
rating 3.2
2013-01-24 14:59:06
rating 5.5
2013-01-17 14:38:22
rating 2.8
2013-01-14 16:56:23
rating 4.5
2013-01-10 20:44:26
rating 4.2
2013-01-08 02:57:37
rating 2.8
2013-01-05 20:45:27
rating 4.5

2012

2012-12-24 00:03:01
rating 5.4
2012-12-12 14:48:33
rating 5.1
2012-12-11 10:48:08
rating 5.7
2012-12-10 20:45:15
rating 3.2
2012-12-07 18:36:10
rating 3.1
2012-12-07 13:43:04
rating 2.4
2012-12-04 01:23:14
rating 5.6
2012-11-30 18:54:59
rating 3.3
2012-11-23 15:18:06
rating 3.6
2012-11-21 06:24:24
rating 3.3
2012-11-17 03:30:33
rating 4.1
2012-11-13 08:59:56
rating 2.8
2012-11-12 09:31:26
rating 4.6
2012-11-09 11:48:51
rating 4.3
2012-11-08 22:07:31
rating 5.3
2012-11-07 11:12:00
rating 3.3
2012-10-26 14:43:46
rating 5.2
2012-06-10 22:01:15
rating 3.4
2012-06-06 01:21:42
rating 2.6
2012-06-02 22:19:38
rating 2.3
2012-05-28 02:23:34
rating 4
2012-05-25 02:04:53
rating 4.7
2012-04-25 01:15:04
rating 4
2012-04-19 05:13:24
rating 4.6
2012-04-13 15:04:35
rating 3.4
2012-04-09 14:55:12
rating 4.5
2012-04-04 11:13:43
rating 3.6
2012-04-02 09:39:59
rating 4.9
2012-03-29 03:32:44
rating 4.3
2012-03-22 10:23:31
rating 5.4
2012-03-16 17:36:03
rating 5.5

2008

2008-05-18 00:45:03
rating 3.9
2008-04-10 21:12:20
rating 3.4
2012-06-06 01:21:42
14 votes, rating 2.6
When words fail me...
I just experienced the most outrageous loss of my Blood Bowl career.

It is so ridiculous that the only thing I can do is point you in the direction of the replay and tell you to fast forward to a T11 (T3 of the 2nd half).

https://fumbbl.com/ffb.jnlp?replay=213533

Don't know whether to tear my hair out or marvel at it.

Match report here, no fluff:

http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3298245
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Comments
Posted by zakatan on 2012-06-06 01:40:06
looks like a normal vampire game to me
Posted by Chainsaw on 2012-06-06 02:17:01
5+ 5+ plus the rest?
Posted by Nekran on 2012-06-06 02:44:34
Eh... you had the dice most of the game, I just had great dice for 2 or 3 turns and capitalized on it.

It was pretty bloody unlikely to come back to win it from the situation I was in though for sure.
Posted by Chainsaw on 2012-06-06 02:46:38
Oh, don't get me wrong, the game was very one sided until that point. It wasn't a case of complaining about the dice. It was a case of, "How the F did THAT go wrong!?"
Posted by Nelphine on 2012-06-06 02:53:24
so, turn 3:

Chainsaw (the team) causes 2 casualties, 1 stun, 1 knocked down player (vs a blodger), the troll successfully passes really stupid, and the orcs complete a pass (3+, 3+), and fail absolutely no actions, even the foul doesn't get spotted.

The vampires: Pass a bloodlust, fail a hypno (3+, already more failed rolls than Chainsaw), pass a bloodlust, pass a 2+ dodge, succeed on a hynp, fail a bloodlust (2 failed rolls!!) AND fail the re-roll (3 failed rolls!), stun an orc, pick up the ball and dodge only to be sent off to find a maiden.

How is turn 3 anything but a HUGE success for Chainsaw?

Looking at the rest of the half.. Turn 4:

the orcs continue to pummel the vampires without mercy, not failing any rolls.

The vampire pass a bloodlust, pass 2 2+ dodges, pass 2 gfi's, and succeed at knocking down the ball carrier with a 1 die block.. when the ball carrier has neither dodge, block, or wrestle. Another vampire passes bloodlust, passes a few 2+ dodges, and fail to hypno someone. A third vampire passes bloodlust, fails a 3+ dodge (but succeeds on the re-roll), picks up the ball (5+, sure it's hard, but 1/3 isn't THAT hard), and passes a few more dodges (4+, 2+) to get out.

The orcs fail to knock over a blodger with a 2 die block (cause, you know, that never happens, even with a team re-roll), and then fail to surround the vampire instead allowing 2 2+ dodges + 2 gfi's to get a touchdown (and a 2+ bloodlust), when he still has a team RR available.



I've seen FAR worse than this many times. Whine more. Heck I've pulled off far crazier plays myself - ever seen a skink -3d block an orc ball carrier (with SIX orcs in contact with the skink), get him down, catch the resulting perfect bounce, and then pass 5 dodges all next to tackle players, and 2 gfi's to end up out of blitz distance of ALL the orcs? (And no team RR available?).
Posted by Chainsaw on 2012-06-06 03:32:11
Only you got it wrong Nelphine.

It was a 5+ dodge, a 5+ pickup, 4+ dodge, 2+ dodge. That was just to get the ball.

The sequence was:

Vamp1:
BL 2+ [3]
D 2+ [6]
D 2+ [4]
GI 2+ [3]
Blitz 1D - POW (50/50 hit, no block on the thrower)

Vamp2:
BL 2+ [3]
D 3+ [6] - tackle
D 2+ [4]
D 3+ [2, DR 3]
Gaze 3+ [1]

Vamp3:
BL 2+ [6]
D 5+ [2, RR 5] - tackle
PU 5+ [5]
D 4+ [4] - tackle
D 2+ [3] - tackle

Then he survives 4 dice with tackle blitz. Shit happens. :D

The next sequence was nothing special, it was the above. I can't be bothered to work out the odds but I bet it's not particularly likely!
Posted by MattDakka on 2012-06-06 03:33:58
"I've seen FAR worse than this many times. Whine more. Heck I've pulled off far crazier plays myself - ever seen a skink -3d block an orc ball carrier (with SIX orcs in contact with the skink), get him down, catch the resulting perfect bounce, and then pass 5 dodges all next to tackle players, and 2 gfi's to end up out of blitz distance of ALL the orcs? (And no team RR available?)."
@ Nelphine: If you are used to perform such amazing plays, I hope I will never meet you in a match, I might have a heart attack.
:-D
Posted by Chainsaw on 2012-06-06 03:34:24
I like the skink story. I've see a goblin frenzy blitz its way through one of my teams. It survived 15 dice of my blocks, plus the -2Ds of its own, before scoring.
Posted by Chainsaw on 2012-06-06 03:53:26
Working out the odds, a bit lazily, using the Samba Action Calculator*, you're looking about about a 2% chance (roughly, difficult to account for all vamps having dodge, doing the odds as if it was a single vamp comes to 1.5%) for that 1 turn alone.

* http://elyoukey2.phpnet.org/sac/
Posted by Chainsaw on 2012-06-06 03:54:21
@Nelphine, I had amazing dice T1-T10. :D

It was at that point, the bookie rings me, says, "Do you want to bet your house on this one?!" YES! I DO.

Lost. :'(
Posted by pythrr on 2012-06-06 08:03:37
meh....

happens every day
Posted by Chainsaw on 2012-06-06 12:28:28
Very true pythrr.