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2012-11-23 15:18:06
23 votes, rating 3.6
23 votes, rating 3.6
Kill all mens
Piling on
Allow reroll on casualty table too. Badly hurt, pile on, dead!
When piling on, there's a chance that the player lands badly and hurts himself instead! Roll a D6, on a 1, it is the piling on player who is hurt as a consequence. Make an unmodified armour/injury roll.
Throw a rock > Throw rocks
The crowd pelts the field with rocks! D6 players are hit.
Pitch invasion!
The crowd invade the pitch, and the players go wild defending themselves. All players have the frenzy and pile on skills for this drive, and piling on is mandatory.
Blizzard > Nuclear Winter
The radiation-laced ash cloud has descended from nearby Chernobyl. It's just like snow, except it is deadly. After the play, roll a D6 for each player. On a 1, the player dies. The apothecary may not be used.
Apothecary player
Hurt players are left on the field. The apothecary enters in any square on your endzone and must reach a hurt player to help him. The apothecary has the same stats/skills as a rookie lineman from your roster. The apothecary may be blocked or blitzed like any other player, but has no hands, no tackle zone, and may not block or blitz.
Assassin card
300gc. A random player from the opposing team's roster is found dead in his bed, cause of death unknown - except to the holder of the card!
Allow reroll on casualty table too. Badly hurt, pile on, dead!
When piling on, there's a chance that the player lands badly and hurts himself instead! Roll a D6, on a 1, it is the piling on player who is hurt as a consequence. Make an unmodified armour/injury roll.
Throw a rock > Throw rocks
The crowd pelts the field with rocks! D6 players are hit.
Pitch invasion!
The crowd invade the pitch, and the players go wild defending themselves. All players have the frenzy and pile on skills for this drive, and piling on is mandatory.
Blizzard > Nuclear Winter
The radiation-laced ash cloud has descended from nearby Chernobyl. It's just like snow, except it is deadly. After the play, roll a D6 for each player. On a 1, the player dies. The apothecary may not be used.
Apothecary player
Hurt players are left on the field. The apothecary enters in any square on your endzone and must reach a hurt player to help him. The apothecary has the same stats/skills as a rookie lineman from your roster. The apothecary may be blocked or blitzed like any other player, but has no hands, no tackle zone, and may not block or blitz.
Assassin card
300gc. A random player from the opposing team's roster is found dead in his bed, cause of death unknown - except to the holder of the card!
Comments
Posted by the_Sage on 2012-11-23 15:33:16
I like the apo suggestion.
Should of course go with blockable on-pitch refs, where refs, apo and injured (KOd) can still be fouled. =)
Should of course go with blockable on-pitch refs, where refs, apo and injured (KOd) can still be fouled. =)
Posted by numbersix on 2012-11-23 15:39:13
Nuclear winter should be in the next rules :)
Posted by Reisender on 2012-11-23 15:51:10
what about another 2 dice 6 if 12 rolled on kick off:
if another 12:
Kick-off result: Kill all menz. All players and apo are dead. Do not roll for regen.
if another 12:
Kick-off result: Kill all menz. All players and apo are dead. Do not roll for regen.
Posted by bghandras on 2012-11-23 16:21:16
And just assume it happens before every game. So every time a game is played, then 22 players killed virtually. Then play the game on a why not basis... :p
Posted by lizvis on 2012-11-23 16:30:28
*picard facepalm*
Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2012-11-23 17:41:00
Horrible... just horrible, bad, bad, ideas. The apoth one is funny though and yet... horrible and bad.
Did I say I think the ideas are bad? Well they are! :D
Did I say I think the ideas are bad? Well they are! :D
Posted by Jeffro on 2012-11-23 17:44:32
The apothecary player option reminds me of the early edition referee models... I rather like that.
For those who don't remember, there was a ref model that moved randomly... and fouls had to have a line-of-sight to the ref or they wouldn't be seen. Added a great element of positioning.
So I like the apothecary player idea as long as he doesn't count towards your men on the pitch.
For those who don't remember, there was a ref model that moved randomly... and fouls had to have a line-of-sight to the ref or they wouldn't be seen. Added a great element of positioning.
So I like the apothecary player idea as long as he doesn't count towards your men on the pitch.
Posted by bghandras on 2012-11-23 18:02:04
I preferred the ref which had a chainsaw, and used always when a foul was comitted.
Posted by PigStar-69 on 2012-11-23 18:15:47
funny but shit ;-) maybe good for stunty !
Posted by Chainsaw on 2012-11-23 18:34:16
Yeah it wasn't supposed to be taken seriously ;) although the pile on intro was to troll you into thinking that.
Posted by Lorebass on 2012-11-23 19:23:26
i actually like the idea of a 1d to fail a pile on. the guy just missed and landed on his own head!!
Posted by keggiemckill on 2012-11-23 22:34:40
I like most of the ideas. The Apoth this was similar to the 2nd ed Refs. It takes too long to use. The game needs to be quicker.
I love the Piling on idea, and the Pitch invasion. Maybe you can have the book ends effected with the random 6 die. So when rolling, per player for a 6 to injure the player, if there is a 1 rolled they get the Battle fever (piling on, and frenzy)
I also like the Throw Rocks. I thinks its a bit overwhelming if more than 1 player gets hit/injured though. If its both sides, then I can tolerate it. But it does make for a messy game.
Good stuff.
I love the Piling on idea, and the Pitch invasion. Maybe you can have the book ends effected with the random 6 die. So when rolling, per player for a 6 to injure the player, if there is a 1 rolled they get the Battle fever (piling on, and frenzy)
I also like the Throw Rocks. I thinks its a bit overwhelming if more than 1 player gets hit/injured though. If its both sides, then I can tolerate it. But it does make for a messy game.
Good stuff.
Posted by PainState on 2012-11-23 23:37:36
Lets go all in then........
Player is RIP from a chainsaw the victims head is decapitated and laying on the pitch. The first team to pick up the head and move it into their endzone gets a huge moral victory and a extra reroll. You can use the head just like a normal football except you cannot score a TD with it.
Player is RIP from a chainsaw the victims head is decapitated and laying on the pitch. The first team to pick up the head and move it into their endzone gets a huge moral victory and a extra reroll. You can use the head just like a normal football except you cannot score a TD with it.
Posted by OrcStar on 2012-11-24 08:33:30
I only like the piling on rule.. the rest (in my opinion) are EXTREMELY cheesy. (just read the comments after writing the previous statement...) No wonder why the piling on rule sounded most credible and the rest SUCKED lol
Posted by Narlgoth on 2012-11-25 15:44:15
Anyone remeber that old PC game that was a bit like Blood Bowl where you could pick up a sword on the pitch and decapitate other players and score with the heads?