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2013-08-29 20:32:15
21 votes, rating 3.5
21 votes, rating 3.5
Where in the world is Hans Blix?
Seriously, Where in the world is Hans Blix?
You remember that guy, surely? The Blue Helmet weapon inspector who in 2002 combed the desert of Iraq with a afro pick. Looked under every rock and in every granny. Inspected every outhouse from Turkey to Kuwait. And then declared that W was a lying bastard and that Iraq was clean and free of all WMD. Even though he was holding in his sandy hands the transfer documents he obtained that all the WMD were transfered to Syria for storage at a huge monthly rate until the war was over.
Where are the UN resolutions and a nice speech in the UN by Obama?
Where are the 2 United States congressional use of force agreements?
Where is the coalition of forces to stand behind the US in this time of need? Britain does not count guys.
Where are the French in case we need somebody to surrender?
But according to our new Sec. of State Johnn Kerry (who served in Vietnam) we have the moral authority and duty to go in there and just blow them suckers up, pronto.
Cowboy diplomacy in full force?
Or
Just the typical Democrat hyprocrasy of the highest order?
Dammit, where in the hell is Hans Blix to settle this? We need this guy pronto to invade Syria and start searching under every rock......Et. Al.
You remember that guy, surely? The Blue Helmet weapon inspector who in 2002 combed the desert of Iraq with a afro pick. Looked under every rock and in every granny. Inspected every outhouse from Turkey to Kuwait. And then declared that W was a lying bastard and that Iraq was clean and free of all WMD. Even though he was holding in his sandy hands the transfer documents he obtained that all the WMD were transfered to Syria for storage at a huge monthly rate until the war was over.
Where are the UN resolutions and a nice speech in the UN by Obama?
Where are the 2 United States congressional use of force agreements?
Where is the coalition of forces to stand behind the US in this time of need? Britain does not count guys.
Where are the French in case we need somebody to surrender?
But according to our new Sec. of State Johnn Kerry (who served in Vietnam) we have the moral authority and duty to go in there and just blow them suckers up, pronto.
Cowboy diplomacy in full force?
Or
Just the typical Democrat hyprocrasy of the highest order?
Dammit, where in the hell is Hans Blix to settle this? We need this guy pronto to invade Syria and start searching under every rock......Et. Al.
Comments
Posted by Roland on 2013-08-29 20:46:59
Cia
Posted by Shraaaag on 2013-08-29 21:22:13
One word: aliens
Posted by FredAstaire on 2013-08-29 21:39:20
I thought everyone knew what happened to Hans Blix.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIPSvIz9NDs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIPSvIz9NDs
Posted by PainState on 2013-08-29 21:41:51
Before I open that link...Iam going to quess.
He stepped on a "bouncing betty" in a rice paddy in Laos looking for WMD.
He stepped on a "bouncing betty" in a rice paddy in Laos looking for WMD.
Posted by RC on 2013-08-29 21:52:36
He is working in the UAE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Blix
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Blix
Posted by Uedder on 2013-08-29 22:28:35
He should've checked in the Box. He would've found the WMDs there.
Posted by Chainsaw on 2013-08-30 00:03:43
HANS BWIX!!?!? HAAANNSS BWIIXXX!!?!!
Posted by BillBrasky on 2013-08-30 02:41:22
Team America!!! F@*# Yeah!!!
Posted by Araznaroth on 2013-08-30 06:11:09
Better worry bout you own backyard soon I'm afraid. :(
Posted by Cloggy on 2013-08-30 08:06:32
"Even though he was holding in his sandy hands the transfer documents he obtained that all the WMD were transfered to Syria for storage at a huge monthly rate until the war was over."
LOL
There never were any WMD's, the "evidence" was manufactured and the puppet men controlling Dubya LIED.
Never stops amazing me how misinformed you come across :)
Still as always, here's another request to keep this sort of political crap away from a gaming site.
Certainly there's some right-wing forum where this will be a more popular message and get a more lively debate going.
LOL
There never were any WMD's, the "evidence" was manufactured and the puppet men controlling Dubya LIED.
Never stops amazing me how misinformed you come across :)
Still as always, here's another request to keep this sort of political crap away from a gaming site.
Certainly there's some right-wing forum where this will be a more popular message and get a more lively debate going.
Posted by Catalyst32 on 2013-08-30 08:27:23
Typical hypocrisy. This time we will go to war because some brown people dared to mock our God-King-President. Do not pass a Declaration of War in Congress. Do not collect $200k in loans from China. Do not have any allies to back us or national interest at stake. Just go to war. Go straight to war with a puppet state of Iran, Russia and China. Go straight to war as the Al Quaida Air Force. This is clearly a game we are playing and not a planet full of people.
We have no allies in the Syrian Regime or the Syrian Rebels... but lets go join the fight because they disrespected our God-King-President. What a joke. It will take 100 years to regain respect in the world after this bozo is done.
We have no allies in the Syrian Regime or the Syrian Rebels... but lets go join the fight because they disrespected our God-King-President. What a joke. It will take 100 years to regain respect in the world after this bozo is done.
Posted by Traul on 2013-08-30 08:38:01
What does it have to do with BloodBowl?
Posted by B_SIDE on 2013-08-30 11:49:37
Yeah, at least I made a thinly veiled attempt to reference blood bowl in my latest anarcho-capitalist rantings. You'll have to add something like "Who ClawPOMBed Hans Blix?" in order to make this suitable.
But props for the Spaceballs reference. :)
But props for the Spaceballs reference. :)
Posted by the.tok on 2013-08-30 12:19:45
I did not remember Hans Blix, but anyone saying W is a lying bastard certainly has a point ;)
BTW, I don't get how we are looking eveywhere for WMD whereas we perfectly know where the majority of them are : USA and Russia ^^
I would be surprised if us french come to Syria, but hey, we never know. Hollande certainly has to make some kind of diversion right now, seeing the way internal affairs are going...
BTW, I don't get how we are looking eveywhere for WMD whereas we perfectly know where the majority of them are : USA and Russia ^^
I would be surprised if us french come to Syria, but hey, we never know. Hollande certainly has to make some kind of diversion right now, seeing the way internal affairs are going...
Posted by Meanandugl on 2013-08-30 14:14:43
These issues are too serious to be funny or entertaining and too complicated to blog 2 or 3 blablabla sentences about it. And what's bb or even gaming got to do with it? Shouldn't be too difficult to find some other places on the net where people are happy to throw around statements about politics, wars etc.
Posted by Calcium on 2013-08-30 17:32:12
So, what about that ClawPOMB eh???
Personally I want to see more evidence on it.
Personally I want to see more evidence on it.
Posted by Arktoris on 2013-08-31 04:30:51
always tickles me pink when people claim "W" lied about WMDs. The evidence and recommendation to resume combat happened over and over during the Clinton administration.
Of course he ignored it, afterall he had more important priorities...like jizzing on your daughter's dress. Course can't blame him. check out his wife, not exactly Palin material there.
Of course he ignored it, afterall he had more important priorities...like jizzing on your daughter's dress. Course can't blame him. check out his wife, not exactly Palin material there.
Posted by Cloggy on 2013-08-31 08:59:36
And when you say Palin material, you mean "human replacement for medication to induce vomiting?"
Posted by Winni on 2013-08-31 09:01:37
Assads behind needs to be kicked hard and soon.
Posted by Arktoris on 2013-09-03 14:54:17
men understand what is meant by "Palin material", go ask a man. I know they are very hard to find in your country, but if you look hard enough you should find at least one.