Oh it has been a painful and depressing week for Krikack: the Avatar of Destruction. He does not want to get out of bed anymore. Sits around all day playing the new hotness in online crystal ball games, Pink Pony Mayhem. The luster has worn off since game 1000 when he kicked DeMaio back into the hell spawn void.

His last 3 matches have been a total nighmare scenario.

Game #182 and Krikack gets taken down hard by a NON DP one man assist foul for the RIP. But the dark powers that infuse his every fiber surge forth and stave off the killing blow.

Game #183 and the Angry Newscasters treat him like a red headed step child. Hounded him all over the pitch, run down like a dog. They beat the living tar out of him and then put him up wet. Krikack takes a BH but the apoth brings him back. He then gets tracked down again for a SI-ST but the wandering Apoth rushes in and patches him back up. He then comes back out for the 3rd attempt and gets tracked down on the other side of the field away from the ball. Gets taken down again and then the 8 man assist DP boot comes flying in for the SI-MNG.

Game #184 and Krikack is fuming at the mouth. He wants to chew up and spit out some goblin scumm. Then from over the LOS a black thingey lands between his legs. Some long string seems to be on fire or some such and then KABOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!! A goblin bomb blows up between his legs. Krikack flys 3 and half feet backwards for the RIP... BUT his legendary jock strap of power deflects the killing blow. But alas his magical jock strap is burned to a crisp and broken. He now walks around bow legged from the killing blow, -MV. But how much longer can Krikack last with out his magical jock strap of power?


At this point Krikack is about to get stuck on top of the RIP bin fast it seems OR will the dark forces come back with a vengance and he "goes off" on a 20 game stretch of matches averaging 3 cas a match?

I dont see any middle ground right now for the big lug.

Your bad week pales in comparison to Krikacks.