Ok I have had it! to many blow games, to many games were I lose fan factor because I do not inflict 2 cas and score twice. To mnay games of being "owned" liked a ripe cherry. I have fired all my coaches on all my teams. I have set up a recruitment tent outside the Paul Hicks college of Blood Bowl coaching and hired every graduate from that prestigous university to be my coaches. I have spoken to many fellow human coaches in the league and am now armed with the knowledge I need to inflict as much pain and suffering as I can. The Blood Sea Buccaneers will no longer take the beatings they are suffering.
I vow from this point on to do these things:
1)inflict as much pain and suffering as possible.
2)Do everything in my power to win, forget having fun
3)the only thing that will make me have fun anymore is when someone starts bitching and cussing and moaning about me destroying their team.
4)I will use the foul button with no reservations, regrets or pity.
5)If by chance my philosphy actually starts to work I will tone down my domination so you just wimper instead of crying.

I have had it! it ends now!